Beach Cops Episode 161: Doll Taser Cockroach
Slop Quest
All Things Comedy
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 26 September 2022
⏱️ 63 minutes
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On this action packed episode of Beach Cops, O’Neill threatens DeWitt with an actual real life taser to prevent tickling then Danish pulls up pictures of Prince King Charles’s hot dog fingers. Danish and O’Neill grill DeWitt about how his entire family hangs out with him while he’s on the toilet.
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| 0:00.0 | Had a real good smoothie |
| 0:02.6 | That maybe took a good time. No, I took a huge. I don't think I can give a pot of my shits |
| 0:12.3 | Thank you for having a pot of shit indistinguishable. All right, we're ready |
| 0:18.0 | Here we go |
| 0:21.6 | You ready air? Yeah, oh, yeah, here we go |
| 0:30.0 | You |
| 1:00.0 | Oh |
| 1:13.6 | Welcome to beach cops |
| 1:17.6 | Now welcome to beach cops |
| 1:20.7 | I'll try open up with a quick thing. Yeah, okay, so no, I can hear you. I don't know if you're there you there |
| 1:28.2 | Yeah, oh, are you there any it's me God you're there? Okay, you guys cool |
| 1:34.6 | We're here with the baby Frank Britain Ricketts listen, so there have been a rash of assaults |
| 1:40.2 | Yeah on the show you assaulting me. Yeah, but you assaulted me. Okay, listen, just let me finish |
| 1:46.1 | Okay, it's been a rash of assaults on the show over the years. Yeah, I don't have the heart to punch you because you're my friend |
| 1:52.8 | So now I have a new device to protect myself, but it's a I must |
| 2:03.0 | Oh shit get it away from me. Are you serious? |
| 2:06.6 | If you attack me I'm gonna get you with this, okay, didn't we just bang huh? |
| 2:11.3 | Didn't we just spend the last 10 minutes trying to chase electrical signal out of here? |
| 2:14.9 | That's true |
| 2:16.4 | That's true. That's true Aaron |
| 2:18.6 | We were trying to find electrical feedback this mother fuckers holding a fucking taser up to the microphone |
| 2:27.4 | Did I could turn that on you no you better not you better bring in a weapon next week. Yeah, I'm going to what are you gonna bring |
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