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ποΈ 6 December 2023
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0:00.0 | This show is sponsored by Better Help. It's the season of giving and it's so important that you remember to give yourself what you need. |
0:10.0 | We all know the holidays can be stressful. The thing is sometimes just talking to |
0:15.4 | someone helps. The professionals at Better Help are here 24 hours a day |
0:20.3 | providing professional affordable and personalized therapy in a convenient online format. |
0:26.0 | There's no shame in seeking out assistance. |
0:28.5 | As a matter of fact, last Christmas I used bitter help. |
0:31.9 | During the holidays I went home to my family and my cousin |
0:34.7 | asked me how my little podcast was doing and then in the next breath he was gushing |
0:40.4 | over my brother because you know he got some promotion to senior |
0:44.0 | neurosurgeon at Estebula General Hospital everyone just kept going on and on |
0:48.5 | and on about how proud they were of his accomplishments and how they all saw that article in the newspaper about how he |
0:54.4 | saved the life of the newborn with the open head wound and I'm just like yeah okay well what |
1:00.0 | about my accomplishments you know this past year I found a bunch of people with |
1:03.8 | speech impediments and I also did a song parody using clips of some mentally |
1:08.7 | ill man who thinks AI is making his legs twitch. Craig couldn't do that if he wanted to. It's just a different skill set. |
1:17.6 | It really kind of put me in a tail spin mentally. So I turned to Better Help. The professional at bitter help told me exactly what I needed to hear. |
1:26.7 | My brother Craig is most likely a fraud. He probably cracked the head open of a perfectly fine newborn |
1:32.4 | just to act like he was saving its life. |
1:36.0 | She told me that the real hero of the family is me, the way I constantly punch down, making |
1:42.1 | fun of those who are in no position to defend |
1:44.2 | themselves like those with speech impediments or the mentally ill well that's a way |
1:48.8 | of holding a mirror up to society you see I reflect American values, which is why I should be |
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