The Juice Expired

93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 12 April 2024

⏱️ 149 minutes

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Originally Aired April 12, 2024: Criminal Defense Attorney Ryan Pacyga. Dad Fights 165: David Letterman Turns 77 Edition. Everything you've ever wanted to know about birds that sound like police cars.

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0:00.0	The 93X Half Fast Morning Show podcast is sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
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0:18.6	The 93X Half-ass Morning Show.
0:22.4	90, 93. X-ass morning show. Ninety-93.
0:24.4	Er.
0:25.4	Breaking news, Simpson, the former football grade who was ultimately accused of and then acquitted
0:30.4	of the brutal 1994 murders of his ex-wife and her friend Ron Goldman has died.
0:35.0	The big news is that O.J Simpson died.
0:37.0	As we speak, someone is trying to write the most impossible eulogy of all time.
0:42.0	It is a pursuit and appears to be at this time O.J. Simpson's lawyers say they don't want the families
0:49.9	of Nicole Brown and Ronald Goldman in the courtroom during the trial.
0:54.0	They're afraid the presence of the family members will just remind OJ of how much more killing he still has to do.
1:01.0	According to retailers, the most popular Halloween mass this year is
1:05.4	O.J Simpson and the most popular Halloween greeting is I'll kill you and that guy
1:11.1	who's bringing over your glasses or trait.
1:14.0	Tomorrow, Judge Lance Edo will take OJ and the jury on a tour of the now famous crime scene.
1:21.0	For the jury, it will be their first look at the actual location. Of course for
1:24.8	OJ, it will be just a case of been there done that. O.J. Simpson's lawyers have
1:29.7	decided to skip hearings on DNA evidence and go right to trial.
1:33.2	Asked why they did this, the lawyers replied,
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