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The Luke and Pete Show

Bathroom blood

The Luke and Pete Show

Stak Production

Society & Culture, Comedian, Conversation, Luke Moore, Funny, Top Podcast, Interview, Comedy Interviews, Jokes, Comedians, Best Podcast, Pete Donaldson, Comedy, Personal Journals

4.91.8K Ratings

🗓️ 24 July 2025

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

What's Peter doing in the bathroom with a shard of porcelain stuck in his foot? And why are there bloody footprints everywhere? And more importantly, is it the same foot from which he accidentally squirted a blister over a nun's habit?


Elsewhere, Luke has been to see Neil Young live, reopening last month's very lively debate about ol' Shakey, there's more Drumeo chat, and we marvel at the depths of cringe Drake is able to plumb. Oh, and we may have yet another new player flying into the Battery Daddy...


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Transcript

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0:00.0

You never know where the journey will take you.

0:03.0

One Tinder match.

0:05.0

And not only have I met someone new,

0:07.0

but we've discovered a sick Italian restaurant together.

0:11.0

And it turns out, football is now our thing.

0:15.0

Didn't see that one coming?

0:17.0

Discover unexpected possibilities with Tinder.

0:21.9

Whatever it takes you, it starts with a swipe.

0:25.2

Tinder. Download the app today.

0:31.2

It's the look of Pete Shaw.

0:39.3

How the devil are you doing?

0:42.3

I'm Pete's, I'm joined by Luke.

0:44.3

Lukey, I've got an owie.

0:48.3

What?

0:49.3

What's happened?

0:50.3

What's happened?

0:51.3

I cut me foot open. What, I cut me foot open.

0:55.1

What?

0:55.6

I could be... Same foot as the one you burnt and splattered all over and none? Uh, different one, different one. I was on... A different one. Did you say the other one? I was on the toilet, um, enjoying some toilet time, which is obviously... Nice. What were you reading? It's, it's... Well, I wasn't reading anything. I was looking at my phone probably

0:51.1

but of course

0:52.5

what happens at this point is

0:53.9

what happens at that point is

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