Welcome to the Luke and Pete show.

Pete Donaldson and Lukey Moore in a room, two rooms in fact, having a chat about things

what we've experienced this week.

Lukey Moore, what's got really in your gears, claggy and thick this week.

You know what's happened.

What's happened?

I told you about it earlier.

I was the victim of vicious crime.

You were the victim of a vicious crime.

Yes, which makes it sound a little bit more trivial, putting the word cycling in there.

Well, we've both had. Were you like filming people on the street like Jeremy Vine? Yeah. Oh, that man, there's a man always just always filming people on his bike and shouting at people in London, isn't he? Actually, the other thing that happened today is, um, so let me just take a swig of my apple and pear cordial, mate. Oh, what? Are you sullen your analogy with, um, fruity, fruity, um, tastes?

Fruity, uh, little, little, little bitts and bobs. Dirty little fruity tastes. Dirty little fruity bits and bobs. I'll wash it out, though. I mean, it's fine. You don't know so. yeah I told you the line big

some teenagers stole my line but

rode off on it yeah and because I'm old

and infirm I couldn't stop it

but I've said about I told you, the line being, some, some teenager stole my line, but it rode off on it. Yeah.

And because I'm old and infirm, I couldn't stop it.

But I've said about, I talked about that around, but I'll talk about it.

If you want to hear that story, subscribe to the football around a Patreon. Yeah. Let's do it on cut. You'll hear it there. Yeah. But again, on the, I was actually quite pleased myself on the way home earlier because I was cycling home from the office via a lunch with Andy Brassel to come and find you and do this show.

And I'll tell you about the lunch of Andy Brassel a minute

because obviously the lab was on exceptional form as per.

But on the way back from there, cycling home,

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