Grand Provocateur
The Luke and Pete Show
Stak Production
4.9 • 1.8K Ratings
🗓️ 21 July 2025
⏱️ 32 minutes
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Summary
Pete's fluent in French! Who knew? Did Pete even know until this recording?
The boys discover a definitive list of the world's hardest languages and a listener wonders if it's possible to receive a racist spatula. Plus, why pilots on YouTube are kinda soothing and Luke tells Pete once and for all: stop buying me lattes I don't drink.
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| 0:00.0 | It's the Luke and Pete Shaw, Pete Donaldson, |
| 0:09.8 | joining Mr. Lukie Moe with you. |
| 0:12.2 | Lucie, if I invited you to my private island to perpetrate terrible crimes. |
| 0:16.6 | We're starting like this, sir. |
| 0:18.3 | We're starting like this. |
| 0:20.2 | Just due to my terrible admin. I think you'd be all right, to be honest. I wouldn't be keeping lists because I don't keep lists in any part of my life. So there we go. So you'd be fine. You'd get off Scott Free. Where do you want me to go with that? It's all anyone's talking about. Where do you think I can go with that opening? |
| 0:39.9 | No, it's a good point, actually. |
| 0:41.3 | It's a good point. |
| 0:41.8 | I don't think you'd ever get on a plane I had hired personally. |
| 0:45.9 | No, I think if we had any kind of work or pleasure trip arranged and you were doing it, |
| 0:52.5 | I would probably want assurances that other people were underpinning it. |
| 0:57.5 | Yeah. |
| 0:58.0 | I'd want flight records of the pilots. |
| 1:02.2 | I'd be on the flight seat, one of those jump seats on standby for two days. |
| 1:07.7 | Probably. |
| 1:07.8 | Yeah. |
| 1:08.6 | That's how you used to travel. |
| 1:10.4 | That is genuinely how you used to travel, isn't that is genuinely how you used to travel isn't it |
| 1:13.2 | yeah I was on my mate's friends and family on British Airways and it was the best two years of my life |
| 1:18.1 | I could just sort of get a last minute flight anywhere business class to Tokyo from London 400 |
| 1:23.0 | quid oh thank you very much best two years of your life haven't you been apparent for two years |
| 1:26.6 | the best two years of your life. Have you been a parent for two years? |
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