Batch 311: Stupid, Sexy White Diddly Whales
Malt Couture
Alex Kidd
4.9 • 812 Ratings
🗓️ 9 April 2026
⏱️ 104 minutes
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In one of the wildest Power Ranking throwdowns, a white whale from the year 2000 by De Dolle Brouwers finds itself up against barrel-aged barleywines from Brujos Brewing and Dimensional Brewing Company and a locals only single-barrel 2026 BCBS. In the Beer News, beer sales on St. Patrick's Day have bounced back, Chicago claims the American English Mild Ale crown for the three-peat, and Tilray teams up with an American legacy brand Popsicle.
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| 0:00.0 | All right, all right, and welcome to No Javier |
| 0:07.8 | Presents, Welcome to a World's J-Kis Beer podcast. |
| 0:10.3 | This is batch number 311. |
| 0:13.2 | Come original. |
| 0:14.1 | You got to come original. |
| 0:19.2 | For all who celebrate. |
| 0:21.2 | Yeah. |
| 0:22.1 | Have you ever made out? |
| 0:24.6 | We were waiting for this episode for so long. |
| 0:27.3 | Hell yeah, dude. |
| 0:28.7 | Of all the episodes for Michael to miss, his favorite band? |
| 0:32.3 | Yeah. |
| 0:33.0 | Yeah, he's always, he's like, I can't wait for episode 311. |
| 0:36.2 | That I'll bust out all my references. |
| 0:39.2 | I got his acoustic guitar ready to play Amber. |
| 0:42.5 | Yeah, people don't know. |
| 0:45.1 | People don't know this, but like, yeah, you know, it was when Michael decided to move to L.A. |
| 0:50.9 | And become an actor. |
| 0:53.1 | It was because they're like, all entertainers come original. He's like, |
| 0:56.6 | whoa, that's me. Yeah. And he's like, I ain't nothing strange. I represent. I got, I come full |
| 1:04.0 | range of emotion and style. I come original. 311 is from Omaha. And like when they came out, it was like all this Midwest emo. And so it's like, you're like going. You're seeing like bright eyes and like you're seeing all these like types of bands. And then they're like, oh, but what if ska pop punk reggae? It's like, I'm sure like Omaha in the late 90s was like wait so what are you guys up to |
| 1:28.4 | trying to wrap their head around that and we are all the better for it do you like that in |
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