Batch 310: Bottles with Backstories
Malt Couture
Alex Kidd
4.9 • 812 Ratings
🗓️ 26 March 2026
⏱️ 100 minutes
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Summary
Alex won his first ever razzle in order to put this episode together when he sources a hazy DIPA from Threat Beer Company. A mysterious benefactor sells Alex a Stone Stonewall bottle from 2005. Then rounding out the Bottleshare is the 2025 Toronado Barleywine Festival winner from Wonderous Brewing Co. and a love letter to Dark Lord from a bunch of basement dwellers in Chicago. In the Beer News, George Clooney gets involved in the NA beer game and Half Acre and Maplewood Brewery & Distillery merge to form a new Chicago beverage platform.
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| 0:00.0 | All right, all right. |
| 0:06.8 | Welcome to Dr. |
| 0:07.6 | New Jersey old. |
| 0:08.4 | It's one of the world's Jankiest beer podcast. |
| 0:10.6 | This is batch number 310. |
| 0:14.3 | And I wish I had a bunch of hens. |
| 0:16.6 | So, you could sell these eggs to pay for gasoline. |
| 0:21.3 | Dude, yes, all of them, but just where you still live right now. |
| 0:26.1 | Yeah, just on the balcony of my rent control department. |
| 0:30.9 | Animal Crossing, IRL. |
| 0:32.9 | Listen, there are ill-trained dogs to, it's cannons to the left of me, cannons to the right of me. |
| 0:39.5 | Like, there are ill-trained dogs all around me. |
| 0:42.8 | You know, like, there used to be like two of them living below me. |
| 0:49.5 | But so I'm like, dude, if I have to hear dogs barking all the time, they could hear some chickens on the on the porch. |
| 0:56.0 | Synchronized crowing, like all of Korea Town knows, like they get that idyllic. |
| 1:00.6 | Mew, no, no, no. |
| 1:02.2 | Uh-uh-uh-uh. |
| 1:04.1 | I don't, wait, do I need, do you need to have, like, a rooster for the hens to induce egg laying? |
| 1:12.2 | I don't know the mechanics behind that, but I feel like it feels reproductive, so it feels |
| 1:18.9 | like there should be a component of the other guy. |
| 1:21.5 | Yeah, something needs to get them, yeah, something needs to get them like excited to produce |
| 1:27.4 | the egg, right? |
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