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Malt Couture

Batch 162: Gabagool... and Scene

Malt Couture

Alex Kidd

Arts, Comedy, Food

4.9812 Ratings

🗓️ 5 August 2021

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Summary

The Malty Boyz join a crime family but they also get to flex their acting chops, and no, we're not talking about chops the same way Michael talks about chops. We watch two beer related commercials, one made out of spite and the other made using one PMG himself and also A BEAR! Coors taps the rink when they brew a batch of beer using ice collected during game 1 of the Stanley Cup playoffs. Alex exposes Tacoma's best kept beer secret when he brings on Engine 9 Brewing Co. Stephen goes full pie mode with his Bottleshare beer.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

All right, all right, and welcome to Don't Drink Beer

0:07.9

Presents Mal Couture, the world's jankiest beer podcast.

0:10.8

This is batch number 162.

0:14.7

I eat glue.

0:15.6

I mean, it's, it's, is it still fun still fun I eat glue is it still fun

0:22.8

It doesn't sound like it shit it's fun for us. It's more fun when you're having fun

0:27.9

I'm having fun I ain't glue

0:30.0

No

0:32.2

Can we get another line read? Can we do it? Yeah, yeah. Try.

0:38.9

Happier and confused.

0:40.5

Yeah, say it like you're actually excited glue.

0:46.3

I eat glue.

0:47.9

There it is, yeah.

0:49.9

What?

0:50.3

We talk about it, Alice.

0:51.2

What kind of director are you?

0:52.4

That's a horrible read.

0:54.4

Be like, I eat glue.

0:57.5

Oh, you like the long dragout.

0:59.9

I just want some, like, enthusiasm.

1:02.0

I don't want, like, this, like, canned response.

1:05.6

Just one for safety, just so we have it in case we go a different direction. Can we get a can we get an eye glue but like as though

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