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Malt Couture

Batch 161: What's Your Yeast Sign?

Malt Couture

Alex Kidd

Arts, Comedy, Food

4.9812 Ratings

🗓️ 29 July 2021

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Summary

As it is written in the strains, so it shall come to pass. Alex digs up an article that pairs zodiac signs with yeast strains and the Malty Boyz™ now realize what their true personalities are. In the Beer News, dumb beers laws are updated with slightly less stupid beer laws when Texas allows beer to be sold at 10am on Sundays instead of noon and Virginia has issues with "games of skill." Then in the Bottleshare, the boyz get serious about pies.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

All right, all right, and welcome to

0:07.5

And Andre Beard presents falky for the world's Jankiest beer podcast.

0:10.6

This is batch 161.

0:13.5

Just enjoying the sun, you know, it's deep in the summer now.

0:19.1

Yeah.

0:19.2

What day is it? Generally, it's in the summer now. Yeah. What, what, what day is it?

0:21.9

Generally, is it, it's in the few, it's, it's, it's July.

0:26.9

July 22nd, I believe.

0:28.8

It's July 22nd, our favorite date.

0:31.6

Let me see what I'm doing then.

0:33.6

Look, we're cooking in, we're cooking in a little bit of time because, because I've been a father for two days as this has been recorded.

0:42.5

At this point in the future, yeah, you're, you're changing diapers and, you know, hitting that feeding that feeding window two hours.

0:50.8

I have this picture.

0:51.7

I have this picture of myself standing in front of Highland Park brewing, and it's like,

0:55.0

Earth Angel, Earth Angel, and I'm like disappearing and a baby's appearing.

1:01.0

I don't know how that timeline would work, but just roll with it.

1:05.5

Instead of me, a baby exists.

1:08.5

Well, I, here's what I know I need to do the very next morning.

1:13.6

So 22nd.

1:15.4

Yeah.

1:16.3

The very next morning,

1:17.7

I have to get tickets to,

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