Batch 117: Just One Smooch

Malt Couture

Alex Kidd

Barleywine, Beerpodcast, Bil, Beer, Whales, Dontdrinkbeer, Food, Craftbeer, Ticks, Arts, Comedy, Barleywineislife

5 • 799 Ratings

🗓️ 24 September 2020

⏱️ 123 minutes

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Summary

If you give Craft Beer Kevin a smooch he'll ask for a whole orgy slathered in generic ranch dressing. This is the tale of Alex when he unboxed Modern Times' newest boxed set of barrel-aged beers. He also brings in some old money oxi juice. Michael goes full tourist. Stephen returns to the discount rack. In the Beer News, Jester King gets accused of being Satanist, Red Lobster teams up with Mountain Dew, and Taco Bell releases wine. Cool cool cool.

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0:00.0	All right, all right, and welcome to Don't Drink Beer
0:08.1	Presents Malkouture, the world's jankiest beer podcast.
0:11.1	This is batch number 117.
0:13.5	Welcome back, Big Teen.
0:17.3	What?
0:18.6	Big Ten, Big Ten.
0:20.5	Big Ten. Said it wrong. Big Ten. Big Ten.
0:21.4	It's, you know, said it wrong.
0:23.6	Big Teen.
0:25.2	You know, it's like, you're trying to say it funny.
0:28.2	Trying to be a clutz.
0:30.1	I was like, Michael, I thought you.
0:31.9	It's back.
0:34.0	It's back.
0:34.8	What about the Wack Conference?
0:37.2	Are you guys, you guys big fans of Fresno State and Boise State? Never heard of them. The point is what we, we should all be excited. Look, Big Ten, they did the right thing. They're like, hey, yeah, COVID is real and we should delay the sport.
0:59.2	And then the SEC and the Southern schools are just like, fuck that shit, we're still playing.
1:05.3	And then all the Big Ten are just like, God damn it.
1:09.0	I thought we were going to be the, I thought we were going to be the...
1:11.0	I thought we were going to lead the way
1:12.5	and everyone wasn't going to play.
1:15.3	And it's kind of like...
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