Batch 118: The Crispiest Episode So Far

Malt Couture

Alex Kidd

Barleywine, Beerpodcast, Bil, Beer, Whales, Dontdrinkbeer, Food, Craftbeer, Ticks, Arts, Comedy, Barleywineislife

5 • 799 Ratings

🗓️ 1 October 2020

⏱️ 104 minutes

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Summary

Make sure your vapes are fully charged for this batch. You're going to stan so hard for all the crispy boys the Malty Boyz™ put down that you'll be dabbing for a week, king! Pass the cans of Wayfinder Beer, Burial Brewing, Tired Hands, and Three Weavers and let me get my crisp on, brah! The Beer News has, like, lawsuits, macro shit, and soft drug use...pssh, whatevs. CRISPY BOYS 4 LIFE!

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0:00.0	All right, all right, and welcome to Don't Drink Beer
0:08.0	Presents Mall Couture, the world's jankiest beer podcast.
0:10.8	This is batch number 118.
0:13.5	Getting lean, y'all.
0:16.3	Look at this.
0:17.0	Y'all look like little skinny boys.
0:19.9	I know you were saying Stephen's got a little chicken legs now, too, to match mine.
0:23.6	Okay.
0:23.9	Yeah.
0:24.4	That's not, that's not like makeup lines.
0:26.6	No.
0:27.4	I mean, well, I mean, it's better than having like, I don't know, like, uh, like the scooter,
0:34.8	like Walmart scooter people thighs.
0:38.7	Like, I'm saying like, that's the far end.
0:41.4	And you're on the other side.
0:42.8	You're on the little twig side.
0:44.2	Dude, I got.
0:45.2	That's good.
0:46.0	You got the side of you want to be on.
0:47.4	You have, it's because you have like cancels.
0:50.5	But I don't have cancals.
0:51.6	You're just like, I have three trunks.
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