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Malt Couture

Batch 116: Gems and Side Quests in Pennsylvania

Malt Couture

Alex Kidd

Barleywine, Beerpodcast, Bil, Beer, Whales, Dontdrinkbeer, Food, Craftbeer, Ticks, Arts, Comedy, Barleywineislife

5799 Ratings

🗓️ 17 September 2020

⏱️ 119 minutes

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Summary

The Malty Boyz™ become The Malty Yinzerz™ in this Pennsylvania episode! Drinking beers from PA breweries that haven't been featured on the show before, The Malty Yinzerz™ put their sweet lips on beers from Yuengling, Human Robot Brewery, Bullfrog Brewery, and Selin's Grove Brewing. In the Beer News, Fair State Co-op recognizes their employee union, pool parties draw the wrong type of attention, Stone keeps on doing Stone things, and a tear is shed for Orval.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

all right all right and welcome

0:07.4

so don't drink beer presents malcature the world's jankiest beer podcast this is batch number

0:11.5

116 um damn dude that's this is mean

0:20.5

I was waiting to see if you were going to go with clean again.

0:23.6

Well, you know, I thought you were going to do what we've been, we agreed upon doing,

0:27.6

is that you're doing the 116 because nothing rhymes with the, the teens, okay, a lot of things

0:33.6

rhyme with the long E sound, but whatever, it's not the point.

0:39.6

The point is I had something for one one six and what was your one six that you had up your up your sleeve no don't say it now

0:45.3

because then you'll waste it for one 26 for one two six no i mean no what i was going to say well i was

0:53.0

going to say there's a bunch of sticks.

0:55.1

Oh, see, Michael's that guy in improv scenes where you've already built something, like, we're going on a treasure hunt.

1:00.6

And then Michael walks in and he's like, my boner never goes away.

1:04.0

And then the scene is just about that because he's like, he wanted to do that.

1:07.8

He's got his six sticks loaded. So whatever we've built, Stephen, now we're talking about Michael's bonner.

1:14.2

Well, yeah, it is always hilarious when someone has a boner in an Applebee's

1:17.8

during an improv scene.

1:19.3

Yes.

1:20.4

That's exactly what you want.

1:22.0

That's probably peak comedy.

1:23.8

But I bring up sticks because there's a lot of them on fire outside right now.

1:30.9

Our outside looks orange, which it's not usually.

1:38.3

Yeah, it's sort of like, you know, we can't travel to Brazil or Australia, but it feels like we're there.

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