Basketball Feat. Candace Parker & Scoop Jackson

Roy's Job Fair

Comedy Central

Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 816 Ratings

🗓️ 1 December 2021

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

WNBA Champion Candace Parker breaks down her WORST & FIRST jobs babysitting and discusses the steps parents should take when raising a gifted athlete. JOB FAIR: High school basketball prodigy Jaylen Martin quit his high school team to join a first-of-its-kind FOR PAY basketball/academic institution, Overtime Elite. Jaylen's mom, Kimberly, walks us through the calculations she made as a mother before allowing her son to pursue this alternate path to pro basketball that foregoes not only the NCAA but high school athletics all together. SCAM OF THE WEEK: ESPN Press Room veteran Robert "Scoop" Jackson discusses some of the wild goose chases he was sent on during his early days at ESPN. He also details how chasing an NBA dream itself can be a scam if the players aren't focused.

Plus, @Rod4Short punches in with details about Coach K, and he explains why a three-time NBA All-Star and Olympic gold medalist stepping into a boxing ring.

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0:22.1	J.G., did you know that there is a shortage of Mall Santas this year?
0:28.8	No, I didn't know that.
0:31.3	Yes.
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0:50.3	Ralph, have you ever thought about being a mall Santa?
0:56.0	Has that ever been your cup of tea?
1:00.3	No.
1:01.2	Lying to strangers' children?
1:03.4	No.
1:04.2	I barely like going into the mall during Christmas
1:06.8	because I find during Christmas is when people at their highest level of asshole.
1:13.6	No, people are super nice to me. Well, then J.G. then, damn it, you'd be a Black Santa.
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