Jail Money

Roy's Job Fair

Comedy Central

Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 816 Ratings

🗓️ 8 December 2021

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Working in a detention facility isn't just stressful – it's dangerous too. In WORST & FIRST: A veteran in the field explains the nature of the work, the scams guards & prisoners run on each other, and the conundrum of being Black but repping the blue. JOB FAIR: The newest member of the Job Fair two-timer club, Uncle Derix, returns to break down his journey post-incarceration into substance abuse counseling and how others can get into this career and help their loved ones struggling with addiction. @Rod4Short outlines the HILARIOUS details of the Chicago trial of Jussie Smollett. SCAM OF THE WEEK: A money-hungry teenager unknowingly finds himself working with prison trustees and takes home not only money but also a deeper understanding of racial disparities and Jodeci.

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0:00.0	Hey everybody. John Stewart here. I am here to tell you about my new podcast, the weekly show.
0:06.1	It's going to be coming out every Thursday. So exciting. You'll be saying to yourself,
0:13.0	TGID. Thank God it's Thursday. We're going to be talking about all the things that hopefully
0:19.5	obsess you in the same way that they
0:21.1	obsessed me the election economics earnings calls what are they talking about on these earnings calls
0:29.7	we're going to be talking about ingredient to bread ratio on sandwiches and i know that I listed that fourth,
0:39.1	but in importance, it's probably second.
0:43.0	I know you have a lot of options as far as podcasts go,
0:46.5	but how many of them come out on Thursday?
0:50.3	I mean, talk about innovative.
0:53.9	Listen to the weekly show with John Stewart, wherever you get your podcast.
1:00.5	You're listening to Comedy Central.
1:03.9	Now hiring.
1:09.1	Walmart's longtime chief financial officer,
1:11.6	Brett Biggs is leaving the company.
1:15.6	Also hiring.
1:19.6	Goldman Sachs Chief Financial Officer is leaving the company.
1:26.6	Also hiring. financial officer is leaving the company also hiring yeah David Mark is the head of
1:35.7	Facebook's better's cryptocurrency efforts also finances is hiring and Twitter just replaced their CEO, Jack Dorsey, who unexpectedly stepped down last week.
1:54.4	Now listen, I ain't no conspiracy theorist.
1:59.6	But when that many white people and that many corporate sweet jobs all step down at the same
2:03.6	time, something's up.
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