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Roy's Job Fair

Comedy Central

Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 816 Ratings

🗓️ 24 November 2021

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Swerving the controversial U.S. Thanksgiving holiday, the team instead circles the globe talking to people with ties to Portugal, South Africa, and Mexico. SCAM OF THE WEEK: Frankie Quiñones (host of the new podcast, "The Frankie Quiñones Show" presented by Will Ferrell) talks about sleeping on a friend's couch for YEARS before landing a TV deal at TBS. WORST & FIRST: From the largest city in Portugal, Lisbon, an ex-pat had to talk sh*t…. literally and figuratively. In the CORPORATE SUITE and NOW HIRING, an artisanal ice cream maker in Cape Town serves African-inspired frozen treats and talks about his efforts to “boost the African ego.” @Rod4Short reminisces over a French flame and explains how Megan Thee Stallion's bodyguard choked out an international reporter.

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0:00.0	John Stewart here.
0:00.9	Unbelievable exciting news.
0:02.2	My new podcast, The Weekly Show.
0:04.5	We're going to be talking about the election, economics, ingredient to bread ratio, on sandwiches.
0:11.3	Listen to the weekly show with John Stewart, wherever you get your podcast.
0:15.9	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:19.4	Now hiring.
0:21.5	The United States is probably going to be looking for some border control agents pretty soon,
0:28.1	J.G. and customs agents.
0:30.6	As the 20-month travel ban on international travelers has been lifted.
0:40.3	Yeah.
0:41.3	After the COVID-19 pandemic began and now vaccinated international travelers are welcome back in the United States.
0:52.9	Grandparents get to see their grandkids,
0:55.6	mommies, get to see daddies and all that kind of stuff.
0:58.3	Oh, it's so sweet.
0:59.7	Yeah, unless you're a dude whose girlfriend been locked out the country
1:02.9	and you've been living it up the last year and a half.
1:05.4	Now she's back in town.
1:07.3	Why does your mind go to stuff like that?
1:10.1	Yeah, now you've got to sneak and hide this baby that you had with somebody else.
1:13.6	What?
1:14.6	Who?
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