And now live from Level 5 productions on the Island of Miloronia, it's the Larry Miller Show. The Good evening Mr. and Mr. and Mrs. America and everyone who loves baseball.

Hi, folks and welcome back to the Larry Miller show. I'm Larry Miller, but in a way, aren't we all?

And boy, oh boy, is it ever beautiful today on Millaronia?

I don't know how the weather is where you are, but folks, this is the reason to buy an outfit and populate your own island in the Pacific where you won't tell anyone where it is.

It's just beautiful here. And I know technically some of you could say, well you control

the weather though and you can make it beautiful anytime you want. Yes, that's true

and please send your address into our website so that I can come and personally

thank you for watching so closely. But you know what? It's true, it's just gorgeous here on Miloronia.

Today makes you feel good to get up to.

And that music again makes me feel better every week.

I love it so much and Colonel Jeff too and of course that's the Lee Bruns Orchestra

and the Larissa Juarez dancers featuring boy tenor Mike Lucking

asking the musical question,

If I get my prostate exam done on Milleronia,

do I get a shot of whiskey beforehand

and a big book of drink coupons afterwards for being a good sport?

Yes, Mike, yes you do.

And in fact every way you described it is exactly true.

With one small difference, our new guard for Volcano Number Two is Ali Dunmeister Jr.

He's been tossing criminals in for a long time on Miloronia and as you know

number two is the tough one and frightened men often fight back and that means

Ali has to fight two he can do it those he's perfect for it he's six foot five

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