Anchovy Martinis?
Larry Miller Show
Jeff Fox
4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 3 November 2016
⏱️ 60 minutes
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Summary
In defense of the maligned anchovy, Larry brainstorms the possibility of an anchovy martini! Then hear about Uncle Zio's giant, grubby hands and how they made the most delicious sandwich Larry ever had. And which is worse, volcano #2 or the DMV? Then Larry talks about the great Kubrick film, Dr. Strangelove.
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| 0:00.0 | And now live from Level 5 productions on the Island of Miloronia, it's the Larry Miller Show. The Good evening Mr. and Mrs. and Mrs. America and everyone who just loves fast food. Hi folks and welcome back to the Larry Miller show. I'm Larry Miller but in a way aren't we all and boy oh boy it's a gorgeous day |
| 0:45.6 | here on the mainland I am not on milleronia today Colonel Jeff and I are on the |
| 0:51.1 | mainland for a few good reasons that I'll be telling you about. |
| 0:55.2 | But boy, oh boy, is it ever a pretty day? |
| 0:59.6 | Phew. |
| 1:01.4 | And of course, the music always gets better every single week and it makes me happy. |
| 1:07.3 | And it makes Colonel Jeff happy. |
| 1:09.5 | That of course is the Alex Alvarez Orchestra and the Larissa Juarez Dancers featuring boy tenor |
| 1:16.5 | William Lucking asking the musical question, is spending the day at the DMV an acceptable substitute for a trip to the volcano? |
| 1:27.0 | William, it's not only acceptable, it's such a great substitute in fact for a trip to the volcano that you know what |
| 1:37.6 | Colonel Jeff and I have both agreed to make it a trip to volcano number three. That's right we're going to call the DMV, |
| 1:46.2 | spending the whole day at the DMV a trip to volcano number three. |
| 1:53.0 | As well as many of you know, I think as all of you should know, |
| 1:58.0 | we have two working volcanoes here on Miloronia. |
| 2:02.0 | Well, we're not there today, but on milleronia we have two volcanoes. |
| 2:07.0 | And when our citizens or an unacceptable guest come to milleronia, we, that is I, will immediately sentence them to a trip to |
| 2:19.6 | volcano number one or volcano number two. Volcano Number 1, as you know, is, well, it's a, well, it's no picnic. It's a trip he gets escorted and has to be dragged ultimately up to the volcano there, |
| 2:35.0 | volcano number one, and then, well, the guards toss him in. |
| 2:40.0 | Every so often, we, well, we'll always give him a minute to make his peace and |
| 2:46.9 | Sometimes he finishes that on the way down but you know what that that volcano boy like volcanoes that is a working volcano and |
| 2:58.1 | He gets tossed in and 15 feet later there is no him. |
| 3:06.0 | And volcano number two, if you can imagine it, |
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