DEATH CHAT 500 - Landlord Dick Pics (preview)

Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4 • 652 Ratings

🗓️ 3 February 2023

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

This week Tony has an incredible story about landlord dick pics,

We unearth a song from Drive Angry 3D that has been scrubbed from the internet by the son of a famous actor who was in Drive Angry 3D

And read the worst pro-Democrat propaganda book in existence: Why Mommy Is A Democrat

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0:00.0	Tony, you had a funny story.
0:07.0	You had a story that you promised was going to be the funniest thing I had ever heard in my life.
0:12.0	And you said the listeners, I would even charge people like double to hear this story.
0:19.0	So it's just like super funny thing that happened.
0:22.5	So early in the pandemic, like when it first happened,
0:26.3	I was in a house situation.
0:27.8	I ended up having to live with my daughter and her mom, right?
0:32.4	And I moved out and it was all honky door.
0:34.8	And I moved my place and then they moved out of that place and as we
0:38.6	moved out of that place her mom is like hey dude uh so I found that SD card and I was like what
0:47.3	SD card she goes and I thought maybe it was old pictures of penny so I put it in the computer
0:53.1	and it was um it was it was your
0:56.3	fucking dick and i'm like whoa why whoa what i don't think that that's but i'm also the
1:03.1	position where i'm like i you know what am i supposed to say here like i oh shit did i do that like
1:09.3	did i leave in it is my dick on the SD card I didn't
1:12.3	think it was why why was your dick on an SD card Tony well I that's the thing I was very
1:19.7	confused here the big big mystery who knows as that happened as that happened it was kind of uh, she was kind of like, I'm gonna let you off with this, bro.
1:32.1	I'm gonna let you, I'm gonna leave off with this.
1:33.9	Like, you're not gonna, I'm not even mad at you.
1:36.6	It's fucking weird.
1:38.2	It's weird that you did it.
1:39.3	It's weird that you hit it in the pantry.
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