The Internet’s Horniest Incest Enthusiasts Have Entered the Chat

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

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🗓️ 9 July 2025

⏱️ 47 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 🎉 National Sucker Punch a Baby Day is back! Celebrate this time-honored tradition by punching a newborn square in the face. Tim walks us through the proud history of this idiotic fake holiday and what it really teaches us about infant uselessness. 👵 Phone Sex With Granny:Distorted View proudly presents an unforgettable […]

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0:00.0	Hi, I'm Celebrity Wet Nurse Tim Henson. Friday, July 11th, 2025 is National Sucker Punch a Baby Day.
0:09.3	Join me, won't you, in celebrating by popping an infant in the face. Started in 1979, National Sucker Punch a Baby Day was created to inform people of how useless babies really are.
0:22.1	They can't walk, they can't make coffee, and they can't defend themselves from human fists.
0:27.4	In fact, the only thing babies really can do is, well, cry.
0:32.0	Don't you think it's time we toughen up these future adults and prepare them for the cold realities of the world they will inhabit.
0:38.3	So, go ahead.
0:39.8	Take a cheap shot at a baby.
0:41.6	Every broken nose is a promise of a future with fewer pussies in it.
0:46.0	Oh, and it's fun to do.
0:48.9	National Sucker Punch a Baby Day.
0:51.1	With your help, it's sure to be a hit.
0:57.0	Hey, freaks, it's Wednesday, July 9th, 2025. Coming up on the program today, the number one source of pro-incest content on the internet.
1:06.4	Plus, the investor who's turning crack houses into crack homes and painting children's food with toxic paint.
1:14.5	All this, what's your voicemails today?
1:20.0	Distorted View Daily proudly presents a grandmother having phone sex.
1:26.7	Tell me how big your cock is.
1:29.8	Seven inches?
1:32.0	Is it a fat cock or a skinny cock looking?
1:36.3	How would you like it if you had a little bitch like me,
1:38.5	take her tongue and stick it in your pee hole real good.
1:40.7	Would you like that?
1:42.2	We're not going to tell her, Alan.
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