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Hi, Frank Skinner fans. This is Cristiano Connell from the absolute radio breakfast show here

Letting you know that Frank's not here right now

Lucky is so-and-so he's in South Africa with David Badil doing their brilliant World Cup podcast thanks to Sony Ericsson

They're also doing a weekly live show on absolute radio and here's a special podcast of that show show too

Enjoy

The deal on Skinner's absolute radio podcasts

Thanks to Sony Ericsson official mobile handset of the 2010 FIFA World Cup

Yes indeed it is Frank Skinner and it's David Badil and we are absolutely live with all the mistakes and everything from South Africa

And we are still very very very very confident

Without wishing to look back in anger we were at England Algeria

Yeah, we were at England Algeria

Someone else who was at England Algeria you probably read about this by now is a bloke called Pavlov's Joseph

And because he went into the changing room a lot

I saw pictures of him he looks a tiny bit like me

It's so far as he's a sort of fat swore the swore the could be Greek could be Indian bloke wearing an England top

So that obviously it could be me it wasn't me it was Pavlov Joseph who is a mortgage broker

Not just you know he's not a thug he's a mortgage broker

Well it must have a few Bob

I hear that John Terry charged him 10 grand for that person or two of the dressing room

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