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This is Elmari on Absolute Radio.

Good morning, it's Elmari here sitting in for Frank Skinner. I'm actually in the chair he

vacated in order to go to South Africa for some event of which I'm unaware. Well,

yes, it's Absolute Radio, of course. Text in, tell us what you think on 8-12-15,

of course, it's the first England game today. England versus the United States,

if it's escaped your attention this evening, our past seven.

And what better way to celebrate England, taking on America in the sport we invented

them by eating the perfect full English breakfast. So let us know on 8-12-15,

how English your full English is. Scottish your Welsh listeners, we look forward to hearing from you

too as to what an earth you're doing today, but I'm no booing.

Elmari sitting in for Frank Skinner on Absolute Radio.

Oh, fabulous world cup classic there. I've not wrapped before, but I've got the hang of it,

and I think if I keep going and making a way with it, fantastic. Well,

you're listening to me, Elmari here on Absolute on the day that England began the glorious

trail to an ever-table world cup glory. And we have, as usual, I'm sitting in for Frank Skinner,

but don't worry, not everything's changed. We have Emily and Gareth as usual here.

Hi, Al. Good morning. Welcome to our home. Yes, it's very nice. You're very,

you've been very welcoming so far. I mean, what are you suggesting? Well, no, I feel like,

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