Bad at Skiing, Good at Making Out – My Aspen Chaos

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Violet Benson

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🗓️ 6 March 2025

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Pack your bags, Tiny Adults (is this nickname working for you?? Y/N?), because we’re heading to Aspen—where the altitude is high, the skiing is tragic, and the men? Well… some of them are worth the trip. This episode is a rollercoaster of luxury, disaster, and unexpected life lessons. From scoring free designer fits to nearly dying on the slopes, this trip had everything.

Buckle up—you're in for a ride.

⏳ TIME STAMPS:

[00:00:00] - [00:13:16] ➝ My favourite part of traveling, the perks of flying deaf, and why you should actually appreciate your loved ones.

[00:15:04] ➝ That one time my boyfriend low-key hated me, my alleged passion for stealing, and how I learned altitude sickness (much like the female orgasm) isn't a myth. (Wait, wuttt?!)

[00:25:58] ➝ Me vs. skiing: a brutal battle for survival. Plus, the lesson I should have learned—and what you should take away instead. (Cue the existential crisis.)

[00:50:42] ➝ Brazilian men are hot, Bad makeout sessions, and why escaping Aspen is always a sh*t show.

Click play for luxury, disaster, and life lessons you didn’t ask for but need!

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0:00.0	I posted pictures from my Aspen trip and there was this one Aspen dump and I'm wearing this amazing, beautiful fendi poncho.
0:08.2	Looks really expensive. It's amazing. But I just wanted to mention that randomly, a long time ago, my friend didn't care for it and she told me I can have it.
0:18.1	So that's how I have this insane, vintage-looking fendi poncho.
0:24.0	So I just wanted to put it out there, full disclosure. I did not pay for it. I got it for my friend
0:29.4	for free. So I get the sport and I get to be, you know, walk around like a fendi, princess,
0:35.4	a fendi rich girl queen in Aspen, but no, did not pay for that shit
0:39.8	because in what world do you think I would be able to validate to somehow tell myself that I should
0:48.5	spend, God knows how much that thing costs, probably like $3,000 to $5,000 on a poncho.
0:53.9	Like there's nothing I can tell myself that would ever make me feel right about spending that
0:58.4	much money on a poncho.
1:00.3	So yes, getting it for free is so much better.
1:03.7	So yeah, I'm a fendi queen.
1:06.0	In conclusion, if you can't afford nice clothes, may I recommend getting rich friends.
1:12.8	It's Viola Benson, your favorite meme queen and the big sit you didn't ask for, but see.
1:18.0	Welcome to Almost Adulting.
1:24.9	Are you ready?
1:26.6	Hi, everyone.
1:27.5	Welcome to a brand new almost adulting.
1:31.0	Hey baddies.
1:31.9	Hey besties.
1:32.8	Hey, my tiny little adults.
1:35.2	You know what?
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