Back to School Resolutions for Happy Kids & Happy Marriage
Laugh Lines with Kim & Penn Holderness
Kim Holderness
4.9 • 3.4K Ratings
🗓️ 27 August 2019
⏱️ 52 minutes
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Summary
“This year is gonna be different!” Do you say that every year? We certainly do. Our new school year resolutions may sound like…
Mornings are going to be cool, calm and collected. Homework is going to manageable. Snacks and sports and everything in between will be a success!
Sound familiar? To help our kids (and help our marriage), we are making a new type of list for school year resolutions based on the feedback, tips and advice we’ve received from past podcast episodes, such as our show with Dr. Emily King and our counselor. Our goal is to make the school year run smoothly for our kids, but also give Penn and I more opportunities and time to be happy.
I’ve mentioned a certain book in the past two episodes, so if you have a teenage girl, I highly recommend that you read this for an awesome homework assignment: https://amzn.to/2HsWCu3
WE WROTE A BOOK, GUYS! Get your copy of Everybody Fights here: http://everybodyfightsbook.com/
Follow the journey on Instagram: @theholdernessfamily
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Join our Facebook family: www.facebook.com/theholdernessfamilyFind us on YouTube: www.youtube.com/theholdernessfamily About the Holderness Family : Penn, Kim, Lola, and Penn Charles Holderness create original music, parodies, and Vlogs for YouTube and Facebook to poke fun of themselves and celebrate the absurdity in circumstances most families face in their day to day life. They published "Christmas Jammies" in December 2013 and life hasn't been the same. Since then, their popular parodies, "All About That Baste", "Baby Got Class," and original music "Snow Day" have received national news coverage. Penn, the Dad, took a chance and left his job as a news anchor to join his wife Kim, the Mom, at their video production and digital marketing company, Greenroom Communications, LLC. Lola and Penn Charles are always happy, respectful and eat all of their vegetables (that last sentence is a lie).
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| 0:00.0 | Coming up on the Horton's Family Podcast, this year's gonna be different. |
| 0:05.0 | We say that every year, right? |
| 0:12.0 | But this year it really is. |
| 0:14.0 | It is back to school. We have back to school resolutions to help our marriage. |
| 0:19.0 | I mean to help our kids, but really to help our marriage. |
| 0:23.0 | I have this weird thing about people driving my kids. |
| 0:26.0 | Approach homework like surgery, not like first aid. |
| 0:31.0 | And I got some heat last week. |
| 0:36.0 | We dug all about it. Y'all did a video or comment about mansplaining. |
| 0:41.0 | Can we talk about Kim's planning? |
| 0:44.0 | One of the... basically like let the man tell the story. |
| 0:48.0 | We can provide you with quality product on the internet. |
| 0:53.0 | And away we go. |
| 1:00.0 | Hey, I'm Kim Holderness. |
| 1:02.0 | And I'm Ben Holderness. And we are the Holderness family. |
| 1:05.0 | Don't we sound caffeinated? |
| 1:07.0 | It's because I just had some coffee, Kim. And coffee is important when school starts. |
| 1:12.0 | Oh yes, yes, yes, yes. So we do those videos on Facebook and on YouTube. |
| 1:17.0 | And we dance around with jazz hands. But this is something completely different. |
| 1:21.0 | Yeah, we're trying to be better at stuff. |
| 1:24.0 | And the best way to do that is to talk about how we suck. |
| 1:28.0 | And so that's really what this podcast is all about. |
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