How to Help, Cope and Lift Your Child this School Year
Laugh Lines with Kim & Penn Holderness
Kim Holderness
4.9 • 3.4K Ratings
🗓️ 13 August 2019
⏱️ 37 minutes
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Instagram: @theholdernessfamily
WE WROTE A BOOK, GUYS! Get your copy of Everybody Fights here: http://everybodyfightsbook.com/
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Join our Facebook family: www.facebook.com/theholdernessfamilyFind us on YouTube: www.youtube.com/theholdernessfamily About the Holderness Family : Penn, Kim, Lola, and Penn Charles Holderness create original music, parodies, and Vlogs for YouTube and Facebook to poke fun of themselves and celebrate the absurdity in circumstances most families face in their day to day life. They published "Christmas Jammies" in December 2013 and life hasn't been the same. Since then, their popular parodies, "All About That Baste", "Baby Got Class," and original music "Snow Day" have received national news coverage. Penn, the Dad, took a chance and left his job as a news anchor to join his wife Kim, the Mom, at their video production and digital marketing company, Greenroom Communications, LLC. Lola and Penn Charles are always happy, respectful and eat all of their vegetables (that last sentence is a lie).
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| 0:00.0 | In the California Road Trip Republic, we believe you take adventure for a ride. |
| 0:04.8 | Whether coastal cruising, mountain motoring, or redwood roaming, |
| 0:12.2 | discover beauty around every turn. Your California road trip can kick off from anywhere. |
| 0:17.6 | Stating route. But it should always start at visit california.com. Then, buckle up, |
| 0:24.1 | crank those tunes, and ride with us in the California Road Trip Republic. |
| 0:30.7 | I am going to just be really, really patient with my daughter this year. |
| 0:53.2 | Coming up on the Holderness Family Podcast, Penn needs to go to the bell. |
| 1:00.9 | It's back to school time and some of y'all are stressing out. |
| 1:03.8 | It's a good thing we got our expert from parents magazine to talk us through it. |
| 1:07.6 | There is a crush of paperwork and it's like didn't you save the damn papers from my friends? |
| 1:15.8 | This year, I'm gonna be on it. |
| 1:18.9 | It's sitting in this struggle which sounds like me at about 9 a.m. after my first cup of coffee. |
| 1:23.5 | Do you want privacy? Get a diary? |
| 1:25.2 | You guys are going to be real deal. You're fun, you're authentic. |
| 1:28.5 | Also, a major mystery in every parent's life. |
| 1:31.8 | 27 water bottles. None of them match the lid. It's a real issue. |
| 1:35.6 | Where are all of the water bottles? We're headed into a space where I am really starting to feel |
| 1:41.3 | like you have a security camera at our home. |
| 1:45.2 | It's the Holderness Family Podcast. Let's get started. |
| 1:52.5 | Hey, I'm Kim Holderness. And I'm Penn Holderness. We are the Holderness Family |
| 1:56.4 | on your Facebook and your YouTube and your Instagram and your Instagram. |
| 2:00.0 | Even your fake Instagram. We don't have a fake Instagram page. |
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