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This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

Back from Outdoors | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #276

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

Theo Von

Comedy

4.824.2K Ratings

🗓️ 7 May 2020

⏱️ 93 minutes

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0:00.0

All right. It's that time, baby. It's that time, baby. It's May. May. I listen to a little

0:12.9

something for the Gs and May. May. It's May. May. May is interesting, isn't it? Because

0:25.4

May, you know, it's really, that's when the calendar kind of starts asking you a

0:31.7

question. May I do this? May I bring the summer? May I just reel in a big batch of

0:45.5

sunshine? May I make your sweat? May. It's interesting, huh? May, may, may. May. May. You know,

1:03.2

what's that old joke? I say, what do a gay cow say? May. There's something like that,

1:10.3

man. Today's episode is brought to you by Gray Block Pizza, 1811 Pico Boulevard on the

1:16.3

way to the beach in Los Angeles. Gray Block, get that hitter. I was in a, I just got back

1:24.8

from the, really from the outdoors. I was out there in Southern Utah or so

1:32.3

you'd be in out there and seeing a lot of different animals. They got small animals

1:39.7

and they got large animals. They got alcoholics. Also, they got it all and did a little camping,

1:48.7

did a little yak, little kayaking, not a cocaine and got into it. Just, I mean, it was like

1:58.7

mother nature is left her damn zipper down and I got straight up in there. You feel me?

2:02.3

It was like mother nature just, I mean, I really, God, I just really got up in it and

2:11.4

that mother nature. And you get out there in Southern, in Southern Utah or so you, that's

2:18.1

what people call it, but you get out there. They got a lot of people, you know, you have

2:24.0

a, you got some people, they got a little bit of a whistlinger and their talk when they're

2:30.2

talking, hey, you doing, hey, you doing, whistling, you know, they got people really just

2:39.3

salt to the earth kind of, you fucking, you'll lick a dude's arm and it'll really taste

2:44.2

like salt. Just that kind of people, you know, you know, kind of, they'll have a man,

2:52.7

they'll have a little, you'll have a treat in his pocket for an animal and that's natural.

2:58.8

You'll see him just break that bastard out and break out of a, you know, an organic

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