Risky Biscuits | This Past Weekend #277

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

Theo Von

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4.8 • 24.2K Ratings

🗓️ 12 May 2020

⏱️ 92 minutes

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New Merch https://theovonstore.com Theo talks about the power of a mother, cooking himself a little bird meat, and takes some calls from listeners and calls former UFC interim champ Dustin Poirier to talk about UFC 249 and what’s next for Dustin. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This episode is brought to you by… Blue Chew Visit https://BlueChew.com and use promo code THEO to try for free with just $5 shipping Better Help Visit https://BetterHelp.com/Theo for 10% off your first month ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Intro “Celebrate” - Spencer Jacob http://bit.ly/Celebrate_SpencerJacob Outro “Shine” - Bishop Gunn http://bit.ly/Shine_BishopGunn ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hit the Hotline 985-664-9503 Video Hotline for Theo Upload here: http://bit.ly/TPW_VideoHotline ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Find Theo Website: https://theovon.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiEKV_MOhwZ7OEcgFyLKilw ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Producer Nick https://instagram.com/realnickdavis

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0:00.0	You know, um, it's time, baby, it's time to, it's time to just, it's time to just wake
0:15.2	up, I think.
0:17.9	You know, we rolling out this virus bed back at an end of the world, you know, it's time
0:25.2	to get your legs going.
0:27.7	See if you still got them.
0:31.5	You know, we met when I was young, we had a man by us.
0:35.2	This man, Big Gil Roy, they called him and he had what they call a little first snake
0:43.3	on him, that FS hitter.
0:48.9	And what it was was everybody thought, oh, he got a snake that has a hair malfunction.
0:55.7	You know, a snake that's covered in hair, but it was a squirrel that had lost its legs
1:01.8	in an accident, some type of accident.
1:08.9	And all four of its legs had been decapitated, like in a, I don't even know if there's something
1:15.9	that's shoveling, I don't know, I guess it could have been like an automobile accident
1:20.7	or something if, or somehow.
1:23.6	But anyway, and if you looked at it, it looked like a damn first snake.
1:32.0	So it was just, you know, everything just doesn't matter really a perception, let's tell
1:39.3	you look at it.
1:41.9	You know, we could have been sad when Gil Roy would bring it.
1:46.6	We could have got out the Kleenex and the damn, you know, a little, you know, something
1:53.0	sad, a little sad, you know, a little drawn a picture of the grim reaper, done something
1:59.2	like that and said, oh, it's so sad, you know, he got to no-legged, you know, tree marsupial
2:06.2	out here, squirrel.
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