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This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

Ladies Night | This Past Weekend #275

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

Theo Von

Comedy

4.824.2K Ratings

🗓️ 27 April 2020

⏱️ 112 minutes

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New Merch https://theovonstore.com ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This episode is brought to you by… Raycon Get 15% off your order at https://BuyRaycon.com/THEO Postmates Get $100 of free delivery credit for your first 7 days by downloading the app and using code WEEKEND ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Music Intro “Come Over” - Stevie Starlight http://bit.ly/ComeOver_StevieStarlight Outro “A Thousand Times” - Evan Bartels https://bit.ly/AThousandTimes_EvanBartels ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hit the Hotline 985-664-9503 Video Hotline for Theo Upload here: http://bit.ly/TPW_VideoHotline ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Find Theo Website: https://theovon.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiEKV_MOhwZ7OEcgFyLKilw ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Producer Nick https://instagram.com/realnickdavis

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0:00.0

Today's episode is brought to you by Greyblock Pizza and Greyblock. If you like different styles of pizza, you can do it.

0:07.9

They got plain onion, garlic,

0:10.7

poppy, they got different sauces, basil, pesto, olive, pesto, pink, alfredo, and they got all type of special toppings.

0:20.0

Barbecue marinated chicken,

0:22.0

parmesan, mozzarella,

0:24.0

gorgonzola, goat, goot of feta, they got all the cheeses, all the good stuff ground beef, black forest ham, whoo, mysterious, but still ham.

0:33.6

They got button mushrooms, pineapple leaks, cilantro, garlic, countless other items, sauces, and styles. Greyblock pizza, in Santa Monica.

0:44.4

Check them out online, greyblockpizza.com,

0:48.4

1811 pico boulevard on the way to the beach, Greyblock. Get that hitter.

0:52.1

Amen, baby. Amen and bemen too. A lot of second level dudes out there. A lot of bemen as well. You know that. You know who you are.

1:06.1

Remember ladies night. Remember that lady's night. It's late is night.

1:14.1

That was always I felt like the biggest crock of shit, you know.

1:18.1

Look, dude, it's ladies night. I would always have a friend and not even a friend. Sometimes just an enemy that or just a but someone I knew that drank and could walk to a to a bar and be like, bro,

1:32.1

it's late is night. It's late is night. Over there. It's ladies night, dude. Down at the smoking onion, bro. You win or you out.

1:47.1

Like, dude, come on, man. We ain't getting no ladies, bro. Come on, man.

1:55.1

We ain't getting no ladies, buddy. Dude, me every time we go out, we get zero ladies. You think tonight.

2:08.1

You think tonight something's going to be different. That the, uh, that the coot that the coot or fairy is just going to come and hit us with that coot or wand or something.

2:24.1

You know, you can't, you got to recognize that, you know, it's late. Come on, bro.

2:32.1

Slut is night.

2:35.1

Man, come on.

2:38.1

Dude, you know, good and well. If you and me are in it, man, it ain't down the ladies night, bro.

2:44.1

It's going to be you and me are going to get there. We're going to pay that cover and they always put like a lady by the door.

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