back from down under
Delusional Diaries
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🗓️ 12 March 2026
⏱️ 57 minutes
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Summary
this week on delusional diaries, Halley and Jaz are finally back from their very long stay down under and debriefing everything that went down in Australia. what started as a brand trip quickly turned into a full-blown adventure when their flight home got unexpectedly canceled, leaving them stranded for a few extra days. what could’ve been a travel nightmare actually became a blessing in disguise: after days of packed schedules and filming content, they suddenly had time to slow down, explore, and actually enjoy the trip like normal humans instead of “working girls” on influencer duty.
the girls get into the chaos of international travel delays, the oddly specific stress of canceled long-haul flights, and the bizarre feeling of manifesting something you joked about just hours earlier. they also talk about the unique dynamic of brand trips, where you sometimes meet people for the first time and immediately jump into the deepest level of friendship: traveling together. from bonding with greta and sydney to the strange intimacy of spending 11 straight days with people you barely knew before, they unpack how those trips can fast-track friendships in a way normal life never really does.
of course, the episode is also a classic post-trip catch-up. they reflect on the surreal experience of living out something they talked about manifesting on the podcast, the difference between content trips and real vacations, and the small moments that ended up meaning the most once the cameras were off. between travel chaos, friendship lore, and the general delirium that comes from too many long flights and too little sleep, it’s a chaotic, reflective, and very delusional diaries kind of episode.
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0:20 - Back from Australia
14:58 - Working on the Will
18:32 - Testing our knowledge
35:56 - Emojis, Reality TV, and Breakups
45:48 - In the name of a Birkin
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, guys, welcome back to Delusional Diaries podcast. I'm Hallie. And I'm Jazz, and we are no longer down under. |
| 0:19.7 | Yeah. We were in Australia for so long. |
| 0:23.4 | Like, it's actually mind-blowing, but we really did manifest it on this podcast. |
| 0:27.2 | If you guys don't know, our flight did get canceled on the way home. |
| 0:31.1 | There was a maintenance issue, and they couldn't send the plane. |
| 0:34.6 | And I think because of all the other things happening in the world, they were already like short on planes. The shutdown, I think. And I think all those things were like a perfect storm. So like they just couldn't get another one there in time. It really was the last thing I was expecting to happen though, just because I feel like usually I'm like watching the weather or something. And I'm like, ooh, like everyone's talking. Like, you know, oh, the flights might get canceled or messed up. |
| 0:56.0 | Like, I've had two international canceled flights recently, which is kind of crazy. |
| 1:00.9 | Like, totally canceled. |
| 1:02.2 | That's like never happened to me before. |
| 1:03.9 | And the last two trips I've gone on really. |
| 1:05.7 | Yeah, it was really wild. |
| 1:07.2 | We were at our last dinner with Amazon that we went to Australia with. |
| 1:10.0 | And I was like i got |
| 1:11.3 | a text it just broke out into fucking chaos um because ever also keep in mind people were asking |
| 1:17.3 | how some people got back and some didn't we were not all in the same flight but like me hally |
| 1:23.2 | greta and sidney were all in the same flight. So we extended three days. And honestly, |
| 1:28.6 | I'm not mad at it. We manifested that by saying we wanted to extend. We were all joking that day |
| 1:33.2 | talking about how beautiful it was and how the weather was turning around and how he wanted to stay. |
| 1:37.0 | And we got our wish. I'm honestly really glad that we did just because obviously we had the best |
| 1:41.7 | time with Amazon, but we were like working girls while |
| 1:45.3 | we were with Amazon. So we were obviously like it was very much focused on getting the content. |
| 1:49.6 | Well, we were still were getting to do fun activities. But it was kind of nice to have the other |
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