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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 19 August 2025

⏱️ 147 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired August 19, 2025: Former Twins All-Star Glen Perkins. KARE 11's Janel Klein and world-class entertainer C. Willi Myles. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the Copsicle.

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0:00.0	Hey friends, Dana here. And yeah, sure, we have plenty of summer left, but we all know what comes
0:04.5	next when the weather shifts from crotch soup season to frozen shriveled peas season. That's why I love
0:10.7	my pals at standard heating and air conditioning. It's the perfect time to get them out and take a peek
0:15.4	at both your AC and your furnace. Book your AC tuna by August 21st and save $45 or save $90 when you bundle both.
0:23.5	It's the early bird deal and it's the way to go for peace of mind on both ends.
0:27.6	Go to standard heating.com and make sure to mention 93X when you book.
0:31.6	The 93X.
0:33.1	The 93X. Half-ass morning show. Ninety, three.
0:42.6	Oh, yeah.
0:44.9	That's the stuff right there.
0:48.6	I love broadcasting, Cubby.
0:51.4	I can tell.
0:53.5	I see it on your face every morning when you come in. By God, I do.
0:54.6	And this is the perfect time of day to do it.
0:57.1	It is flipping 540.
0:59.6	Right square on the nuts.
1:00.9	We welcome you to the 93X half-ass morning show.
1:04.5	That's the feeling I was going for.
1:06.6	A big crowd coming in today.
1:10.0	Big crowd, the tag team of Janelle Kleinski and C.
1:14.1	Willie Damn Miles will come a rumbling into the building around 7.30.
1:19.8	I'm not sure what it is that those two want from us, but we'll find out.
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