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Baby Geniuses

Babies, Pageants, and Vacations

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.81K Ratings

🗓️ 22 August 2012

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Episode ID: 1 Date: Wed, Aug 22 2012 BGepisode1.mp3 Teaser Text: On this, the first episode of Baby Geniuses: Emily and Lisa research their namesake's Wiki page, comedian Jamie Lee drops in to talk about child pageantry, and vacation expert Vacation Jason drops vacation knowledge all over the studio. Emily Heller Lisa Hanawalt Jamie Lee Vacation Jason On this, the first episode of Baby Geniuses: Emily and Lisa research their namesake's Wiki page, comedian Jamie Lee drops in to talk about child pageantry, and vacation expert Vacation Jason drops vacation knowledge all over the studio.

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0:00.0

A billion years ago there was nothing but space

0:03.2

than one of God's wet farts

0:04.8

threw all the planets in place there were no signs of life

0:07.8

on Mars or Venus but planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses.

0:14.0

Baby geniuses, we know everything.

0:17.0

Baby geniuses, we know everything.

0:20.0

Baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses we know everything baby geniuses tell us something we don't know

0:26.6

okay end of theme song hi welcome to baby geniuses my name's Emily

0:31.8

I'm Lisa Hannah Walt Oh yeah I'm Emily Heller. Should I say my last name?

0:36.0

I'm Emily Heller and that's Lisa Hanenwald and we are the baby geniuses.

0:41.4

This is our first recorded podcast, maybe not the one we're going to release first, but it's the first one we're going to record.

0:47.0

Lisa, why would you say that we called it baby geniuses and not something that maybe makes sense?

0:54.0

I'm sort of, well there's a lot of podcasts I like that have sort of common phrases as titles

0:59.8

but I feel like it was time to try something different.

1:02.7

And yeah, instead of a common phrase,

1:05.4

like a very unpopular movie from the 90s.

1:08.1

Yeah, yeah.

1:09.7

I don't know, I just came into my head.

1:11.0

Not enough podcasts are named after really unpopular movies.

1:17.0

We could have called it Mrs. Doubtfire, but that's too popular.

1:20.0

Yeah, there's already a podcast called Mrs. Downfire.

1:23.4

Is there?

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