ASMR with Nikki Glaser

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 29 August 2012

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

This week on Baby Geniuses: Emily and LIsa welcome comedian and fellow podcaster Nikki Glaser into the studio to discuss a strange and rare yet beneficial condition Emily and Nikki share, plus Cool Whip expert Karen Tootlemeyer shares her near encyclopedic knowledge on the famed dessert substance. Emily Heller Lisa Hanawalt Nikki Glaser Amber Nelson

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0:00.0	A billion years ago there was nothing but space
0:03.2	than one of God's wet farts
0:04.8	threw all the planets in place there were no signs of life
0:07.8	on Mars or Venus but planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses.
0:14.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:17.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:20.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses. We know everything baby geniuses tell us something we don't know
0:26.2	We're ready to go. Yeah.
0:28.2	Welcome to baby geniuses. Hello. I'm Emily. I'm Lisa. I almost just said I'm Lisa. That's how in my head I am right now. This is the first time we recorded with headphones.
0:39.4	So feeling a little tripped out. We're so excited that you're listening. This is a very
0:46.2	exciting show. We're going to be talking about something later that is very
0:49.2	near and dear to my heart. We'll get to it. For now, another thing that's very near my heart, you saw Magic Mike,
0:56.7	finally. I did. I finally saw it on your recommendation. And, um... Wait, first of all, did you like it?
1:03.2	Yes.
1:04.4	Thank God.
1:05.2	It wasn't a transformative experience.
1:08.0	Yeah, that's fine.
1:09.6	I understand that I have been an unhealthy relationship with this movie.
1:14.4	Yeah, it didn't make me a woman. I was already a woman.
1:17.0	What would you do a woman?
1:19.0	Oh God, that's a story for another time.
1:23.0	But yeah, it was weird.
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