Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom Extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon we'll give you a little extra in case you missed anything. On today's big show, a heated toilet seat plus Tom's tinnitus and Shat Road.

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Welcome to Paris Pizzeria.

Your blind dates is already at the table, and here she is.

Cousin Brenda, what are you doing here?

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Come gather around my friends, and I'll tell you about a man,

a man who is adored by every woman in the land.

He rides a big white horse.

He's gorgeous, of course.

He never watches sports, and he has never been divorced.

He's the man, he's the man, he's the man who doesn't exist.

After sex, he likes to cuddle

And then talk about your mom

And he loves to rock out too

Saline Dionne

He's muscular and thin

He only has one chin

He thinks that Cindy Crawford is way too thin. He takes out the trash.

Even before you ask, he never holds your head under the covers when he releases gas. He's the man.

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