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The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

The BOB & TOM Show - May11, 2026

The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

The BOB & TOM Show

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.51.1K Ratings

🗓️ 11 May 2026

⏱️ 162 minutes

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Summary

THE BOB AND TOM SHOW – MONDAY, MAY 11, 2026 6:00 Mom Star Navigation6:05 Driver going wrong way on street headed toward Tom6:08 Tom loves stadium hot dogs wrapped in foil6:12 Discussion of unusual cosmetic surgeries6:25 Tom only saw one fight at a concert6:29 “Pokertox” discussion6:30 Cosmetic procedure discussion6:30 Split tongue surgery discussion6:33 Letter – Phil Dirt and the Dozers coming to Ohio6:34 Letter – sister married a man named Staples6:36 Letter – tiki bar restroom discussion6:36 Letter – Nina Conti discussion6:36 “His and Hair” towels – Josh6:47 Letter – toenail trimming discussion6:49 Letter – “Here comes the airplane” while feeding a child discussion6:52 Letter – made mom a dustpan in shop class and hopes to inherit it back6:54 Household items people have owned the longest 7:09 Letter – Piccadilly Circus was disappointing7:22 Sports7:28 SWR – longest duration balancing a skateboard on someone’s neck7:31 Song parody – “Rock Around the Clock” reference7:35 Body image trend discussion7:48 Tom overfilled his shopping basket at Target 8:05 In Studio – Jess8:11 Jess shares hot dog creation8:14 “Big Balls” (copyright reference)8:26 Josh jokes that the crew are “props to Tom”8:28 Men in Russia reportedly getting surgery for cauliflower ear appearance8:33 Smart pillow designed to vibrate for deaf users8:50 Today in History8:54 Tom bought two pairs of flesh-colored underwear 9:03 Letter – discussion about unusual cosmetic procedures9:05 Cam Newton hat discussion – Pat9:06 SSA baby names list – Top 109:26 11,000-carat ruby discussion9:29 Flock of Seagulls (copyright reference)9:32 Comedy/music callback discussion9:35 Airport luggage incident involving marijuana9:45 Red Bull truck stolen Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

I'll now hand you over to my best man, Eddie.

0:04.0

Wow, wow, wow, second time's a charm, eh, Billy Boy?

0:09.0

Oh God.

0:10.0

Substitution, courtesy of Paddy Power, embarrassing Eddie, makes way for sensible Samuel.

0:15.0

Cool, that was close.

0:16.0

You might not always pick the right starter, but your sub can still deliver.

0:19.0

Because with Paddy's super sub, your bet rolls over to the player coming on.

0:22.4

Paddy Power!

0:23.3

Valid on selected leagues and markets only.

0:24.9

Prematch and in-play bets on qualifying player outcome selections only.

0:27.3

T's and Clusions apply.

0:28.6

18 plus scummelaware.org. It's the Bob and Tom show.

0:51.5

Are you tired of that impersonal, annoying voice on your GPS navigation system?

0:57.3

They simply bark out driving directions at you for hours on end.

1:01.1

Turn left on new Milford Road West.

1:03.3

Well, Frigamol Electronics has a whole new way to travel with someone who really cares about you.

1:09.5

This is Mom Star.

1:11.8

To show you just how great Mom Star works,

1:14.1

we installed it in the Bob and Tom radio station band.

1:16.9

Let's listen in to see how they liked it.

1:19.5

Okay, hello, Navigator.

1:21.3

I need directions to the closest Starbucks.

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