The BOB & TOM Show May 12, 2026

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The BOB & TOM Show

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

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🗓️ 12 May 2026

⏱️ 163 minutes

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THE BOB AND TOM SHOW – TUESDAY, MAY 12, 2026 6:00 Hot dog water discussion6:08 Tom hates the smell of rotting bananas6:10 Tom discusses geese population frustrations6:22 Letter – ordering a novelty sandwich item at McDonald’s6:24 Letter – “we walk everywhere”6:32 Letter – kid made a hand gesture in shop class6:33 Letter – lab dog loves to play cards6:47 Letter – sent 90-year-old mother a digital photo frame6:48 Letter – steakhouse located inside a strip club 7:03 In Studio – Jeff7:06 Chick discusses witnessing inappropriate photography incidents7:06 Sports7:09 Jeff’s method for heating hot dogs7:10 Tom forgot his wedding ring7:12 Tom has a headache after eating cake for dinner7:22 SWR – Chewy hosts largest pool party for dogs7:30 The Candy Shop (copyright reference)7:31 Song discussion (copyright reference)7:34 Beatles experience in London7:47 Jeff discusses carefully maintaining his lawn mower7:49 Tom interrupted Josh’s story7:54 Mayor of Japanese city reportedly in coma for months 8:08 Chick comments on King Charles’ appearance8:10 Discussion about bamboo toilet paper and the environment8:12 Discussion about global toilet paper usage8:25 Zoom – Derrick Stroup8:26 Derrick discusses eating fish from the Hudson River8:28 Derrick says he has not driven in 16 years8:33 Derrick enjoys classic rock, including AC/DC8:33 Derrick discusses edible products 8:47 Today in History 9:04 Summer Is Here – Pat Godwin9:08 People stealing toilet paper from hotels9:09 Bear stuck in a hotel bathroom9:21 Young adults ages 18–25 increasingly living with parents9:27 Australian slang words – Kristi9:29 Popular names discussion9:31 Several schools teaching cursive writing again9:34 Discussion about decimal points on speed limit signs9:47 Bakery mascot named “Swirley” stolen9:52 Kristi’s brother-in-law is a pastor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	It's the Bob and Tom show.
0:22.9	For years, we Europeans have had a special taste for bottled waters.
0:28.6	The benefits of drinking bottled waters have not been lost on you intelligent Americans.
0:33.8	More and more of you are drinking exotic, healthy, and expensive imported bottled water.
0:39.5	First it was Perrier, the sparkling crystal clear water from France.
0:45.0	Then came Evian, crisp, refreshing pure spring water from the Alps.
0:51.1	And now, the latest bottle water to cross the ocean, imported exclusively by gullible
0:57.4	yank imports.
0:58.8	It's hot dog water.
1:01.7	Listen to what your fellow Americans said about imported hot dog water when we secretly served
1:08.8	it to them in a very chic New York City Bistro.
1:12.4	Oh, God.
1:15.6	Well, it's kind of cloudy, you know, hanging in it. It's where I was an aftertaste.
1:20.8	It's imported.
1:22.9	It's chic and very exclusive.
1:25.5	Well, it's...
1:26.2	Let me be frank. Princess Diana drinks it, and it's very expensive.
1:30.4	I love it.
1:31.0	What's it called?
1:32.0	It's called hot dog water.
1:35.2	Hot dog water.
1:37.5	Hot dog water.
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