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Hello, dear. How are you? I'm all right. All right. All right. All right. Get it, Linda? I do. So, yes. Today we're talking about autographs. Oh, we are. And I want to show a story. Please do. When I was allowed, I ate four dozen eggs. No, when I was allowed, my family and I went to Disney World.

And for whatever reason, I cannot remember the crossover that caused this, but there were

costume, it might have been a universal.

Anyways, there were costume characters of the Ninja Turtles.

Well, back when we were kids, there used to be MGM, right? Which was

available at that point, too. It might have been. I can't remember from MGM. But all that matters

is the Ninja Turtles were there. Okay. And I was very excited. But we were on a tram, which once again,

might have been MGM or universe. I can't remember. You know, what of those like tours kind of rides, right? Yeah. Yeah. And I was so excited to see the Ninja Turtles and I wanted them to sign my autograph book, but we missed it. And then my dad was like, I've got it. And he took the autograph book and he ran around the corner and came back and was like, I got their autographs, right?

And then some years later, I realized, like, I don't think he caught up to them at all.

I think my dad just faked their signatures.

And then even more years later, I thought, why would I be upset about that?

It's not like they were the real Ninja Turtles.

He faked, potentially, signatures from fake ninja turtles.

And I was like, oh, dad, how dare you?

These are worth nothing now, I guess.

I too recall being a child, and I have one of those autograph books from like Disney but it was never

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