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The Hello, Internet. I'm your husband host, Travis McElroy.

And I'm your wife host, Teresa McElroy.

And you're listening to Schmanor.

It's extraordinary etiquette.

For ordinary occasions.

Hello, my dove.

Hello, dear.

How are you?

I'm okay.

I'm doing it. On this fine spring day. I mean, it is pretty spring. Spring has sprung. We have to start. I mean, we've been mowing the lawn now for several weeks. It's the worst. It's the worst. That's okay. It could always be worse. That's true. We got two lawn we got two ones yeah four or no lawnmower

or no we have to do it with our teeth or a side or the sun could be permanently blacked out

and we'd all be slowly dying like i said it could always be worse it could always be worse an asteroid

a grass steroid oh no hits and makes the grass grow really fast. Oh, my gosh. Can you imagine? No. I think it would go a little something like this. The year, 2026. One man, a hero, Travis McRoy. Everybody knows he's a hero. They all look to him for leadership. He's a hero already and he hasn't done anything. Well, he becomes

like an incredible hero, a superhero, if you will. Oh, he will be. So people don't look at him as a

hero. He's already a hero. This is what I like to call the hero to hero's journey. The hero to bigger

hero journey. Starts off as a hero and just up from there, you know? There's no downturn. At no point

does anyone doubt him. There's no conflict. People just every day are like, I appreciate him a little bit more today.

In this fiction, no one ever says things could always be worse. I actually forgot why I started

talking about this, just a movie about people slowly realizing more

that I'm even better than they thought I was. And that's going to do it for us. Thank you so much.

I want to talk about a cool dude. Oh, okay. Me? Segway. So last week, we talked about autographs, which, as a quick reminder, are not just signatures,

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