Ballet Class
Shmanners
Travis McElroy
4.7 • 2.1K Ratings
🗓️ 3 April 2026
⏱️ 42 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The |
| 0:07.0 | The Hello, Internet. |
| 0:28.2 | And I'm your wife host, Teresa McElroy. |
| 0:31.7 | And you're listening to Schmanor's. |
| 0:33.2 | It's extraordinary etiquette. |
| 0:34.5 | Foreignary occasions. |
| 0:35.6 | Hello, my dove. |
| 0:36.4 | Hello, dear. |
| 0:37.4 | I just fought off a yawn so hard. Say that word a couple more times and maybe I'll do it. But I'm a professional. You don't even know. I got the roar in my ears and everything, but I was like, don't show it. No, it was a completely inward yawn, which probably took years off my life. |
| 0:54.7 | I have to assume yons aren't supposed to go in. |
| 0:57.1 | It's trapped somewhere in my body now. |
| 0:59.3 | You know, I once had a dance teacher that said that she could tell who wasn't like a three-day, |
| 1:06.4 | four-day-a-week dancer by how many times they yawned at her. |
| 1:09.7 | Because apparently when you are out of breath |
| 1:13.5 | a yawn is another way that your body like pulls in a lot of oxygen and so the dancers who are |
| 1:20.9 | maybe a little more winded or sometimes people hold their breath when they dance yeah on |
| 1:26.1 | accident they don't think that they're doing it, but they do it. |
| 1:28.9 | So then she would get a bunch of people yawning at her. |
| 1:31.8 | I think it would be fun to be a person in that class now where I could tell the people who |
| 1:37.4 | aren't three or four day dancers. |
| 1:39.3 | And also, Travis, are you okay? |
| 1:41.8 | Do you need to lay down? |
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