Autism is Humans Evolving

Yannis Pappas Hour

Yannis Pappas

News Commentary, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, News

4.8 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 12 July 2024

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

A new company has been cleared to put its bullet vending machines in American supermarkets. Is this the most American news of all time? Yanni also offers his tips on how to stay alive through July in Chicago. Are sharks biting beachgoers in Florida the most Florida news of all time? Finally, a scientific test to find out if your baby is autistic. Yanni explains why autism is nature's way of producing a superior human that can thrive in the AI era, just like the Irish flourished after the Industrial Revolution. Yanni has a good time, and we know you will too.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Hello once again fans on YouTube tuning in for eight seconds and fans of the show.
0:12.2	I am Yana's Papas. I'm a fake newscaster giving you yesterday's news today so you can
0:19.8	have a brighter tomorrow. Just waiting for a copyright lawyer to call me on that one. It was
0:26.3	probably said by some local newscasters somewhere in the Ukraine or something like that.
0:32.3	But it's an homage to whoever it is. in the Ukraine or something like that.
0:33.0	But it's an homage to whoever it is.
0:36.0	And this week's episode is an homage to how bright and shiny the world is right now.
0:41.0	By bright and shiny, I mean a lot of sun. There's a lot of sun things are
0:46.1	heating up if you know what I'm talking about. A motorcyclist died in Death Valley. I mean listen if it's called death valley stay away if you want if you like life
0:59.6	record heat waves records in, 4th of July, every year me and Jesse have an over-under-pool
1:08.0	on how many people got shot and how many people unfortunately were unalived in Chicago.
1:13.9	This year I think the number is up to 17 and I think we got a nice round number of a
1:18.3	hundo who were shot.
1:21.0	I have some tips for 4th of July denizens of Chicago. If you're going to go to a barbecue on
1:28.5	July 4th, you want to make sure that barbecue is called a get-together, a party, and you definitely want to
1:39.6	proof before you go, maybe a screenshot of a two-tier grill with asparagus on it.
1:45.8	Nobody's getting shot when there is ample vegetables on a two-tier grill on the
1:52.3	top.
1:53.2	Nice to see a little salmon with lemon on it and tin foil.
1:57.9	You want to see that.
1:59.0	You want to stay away from a fold-out table with food and tin pants.
2:05.0	That's what you want to stay away from.
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