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Yannis Pappas Hour

Assassination Attempt & Tylenol for America

Yannis Pappas Hour

Yannis Pappas

News Commentary, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, News

4.81.7K Ratings

🗓️ 18 July 2024

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

The temperature outside is consistently 100 degrees, and the political climate is even more intense. Yanni calls for a reduction in the political fever we are experiencing. He discusses the total incompetence that led to the assassination attempt on Donald Trump. He does a deep dive on the Secret Service Director and analyzes the psychology of 20-year-olds raised by AI and social media.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Good afternoon everyone.

0:06.6

Janus Pappas here, your favorite fake newscaster, giving you

0:13.2

giving you yesterday's news today so you can have a brighter tomorrow. It's all about the assassination attempt this week

0:19.2

the assassination attempt on the love of a couple. This is just unforgivable. Our nation has to heal from this.

0:27.6

This woman is pregnant. She's been with this guy 15 years and she caught him on a beach with another woman.

0:35.0

We need to rally around this couple, get them counseling, and it's just not worth it.

0:40.4

I know how sex can dry up when a woman is pregnant but there is no

0:45.4

excuse to be cozying up to a woman on a beach while your wife's at home

0:51.2

pregnant watching the news about an attempted presidential assassination.

0:55.2

I don't know which ones worse, but I'll tell you what for this family right here.

0:59.7

They're not thinking about the ills of this country. They're not thinking about the 110 degrees it is outside.

1:06.5

Right now in New York City, it's 110 degrees.

1:09.5

But the political climate is about 380 degrees.

1:14.1

We gotta calm it down by rallying around this woman

1:18.1

who deserves to keep her family together.

1:21.2

This other hoe is trying to assassinate this 15 year love.

1:27.0

This is the assassination attempt I want to focus on on the Janus Papas Hour because there's nothing I can do about the

1:34.9

shooter. He's gone. We don't know any details from him. All we know is that his

1:45.0

parents were my stand-up joke. His dad was a Republican and his mom was a Democrat,

1:49.0

like the way it used to be, right?

1:51.0

His dad owns a business, so he's's a Republican and his mom is a Democrat because she

1:55.5

lives off of him. So apparently this quiet kid just may have gotten sick of dinner time arguments.

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