Hello fans of the show and random people tuning in for 8 seconds on YouTube.

My name is Janus Papis.

I'm a fake newscaster giving the news to you about

yesterday, today, so you can have a brighter tomorrow. I'm trying to trademark that.

I don't think it's been used everyone knows what's going on so

I'm just here to give my take that's what's going to happen in the coming hour

for my mandatory podcast you were gonna hear my take on things like my

take take on things like the Supreme Court, like the Payless Prank, like R.FK eating a dog.

Having, loving Chinese food is another way to say it.

Matt Wallace's tweet about possibly Biden retaliating for the Supreme Court immunity decision by sending a big-ass storm to Texas.

I thought that was the Jews job, apparently the biden's also have the

magic Jew weather tool and they're ready to unleash it. We will get into it

lab-grown meats are banned in Florida so you can have fake tits a fake ass fake lips

a fake job because you sell cocaine and you just tell people you're a party promoter in Miami but you cannot eat

sell grown meat while you do cocaine right on Lincoln Road in Miami

thanks to Governor DeSantis we we will get into it. We will break down the far

right takeover in France. What's happening? Is it just the way to say we want our stinky cheese culture back and we don't want any more hall?

I think I just summed it up for you. They're done with kosher slal and they just want wine dirty miller dirty mirrors women's arm hair and

stinky cheese that's all they want they just want to be French and they're done. They are absolutely done with any type of fashion attire above the neck. They don't want it. The French people don't want it.

The French people don't want it.

They want their bonjure back.

This is what French people do.

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