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The Leo & Danny Show

Austin's Sister DM's Danny

The Leo & Danny Show

Leo Dottavio & Danny Mullen

Stand-up, Comedy

3.5983 Ratings

🗓️ 26 August 2020

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

Danny shares the details of a thotty DM he received from Austin's sister, Leo shares his advice on handling big breakups, and the guys take a call from the new Compton channel representatives.

 

Danny's YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/dannymullenofficial

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Leo's IG: @Leofdot

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Leo's Twitter: @Leodottavio

 

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Playball.

0:02.5

What's up, guys? He's been asking me to drop some merch, so I finally did. Here's the Go Be Great shirt. So, you know, if you want to support me, go get one of these shirts, guys. I'm going to get one for Danny. He's going to be wearing one soon. But yeah, we're both wearing our own merch now. And we all know only 5% of the audience has the potential to be great. Message isn't going to reach them all, but it still looks really nice. It's an attempt, yeah. Go try to be great, guys. You know, there's no, you know, get in the game. Try. What does it hurt? It doesn't hurt. It doesn't hurt. I get a subject to conversation. We can segue way to.

0:38.4

Oh, I'd love to hear it. God damn it. This is Scotty chickens. Oh, well, you stand to the podcast. Yeah. Scotty chickens, we're podcasting right now. I didn't expect you to call in. Man, has a fat cock. Oh, and he hung up. Oh, damn it. It was a butt dial. I'm sorry.

0:53.0

It was probably a cock dial, to be completely honest.

0:55.6

I think his cock probably, to be completely honest.

0:55.6

I think his cock probably swung over his pocket accidentally dialed you because that's how his cock has a might of its own. What does he feed that fucking thing? Peanuts? Yeah, honestly, he has, it probably has a little like dish that he's just like, while he's brushing his teeth, he just puts his cock in the dish and just ingests whatever he puts in there?

1:12.3

Yeah. I think it needs needs it probably has its own independent

1:15.0

stomach and it needs a certain amount of water and exercise every day i think it's accurate

1:18.7

it's getting the the exercise he's getting his plenty right i wanted to call him back that that was

1:23.9

fucked up you should i want to know why he hung up on me here's what what I was saying before Scotty Chicken's called. We talked about this. It's a sensitive subject. It can't be ignored anymore. Austin Schlosser, our podcast producer, you might know him as racist sound guy. Alt-right Austin. I prefer Archangel. He used to be referred to as the Archangel, but now he's alt-right Austin. His sister, whose name I will not say, I didn't see this message until I don't even remember one. But in the back of my head, I made note of it and brought it up this weekend. When you made note of it, were you certain you're going to bring it up on the podcast in front all the fans? I didn't make the connection. It was Austin's sister. I just thought it was some chick and ignored it. But then he told me he had a sister named Dash, Dash, Dash, Dash. And, oh God. And then you just went back with the intent of putting it on the podcast out to all your fans.

2:17.9

Yes.

2:18.3

Once the connection was made mentally, I knew we had a bit on our hands.

2:22.0

And without further ado, here is the message on July 3rd at 9.07 p.m.

2:28.7

On the eve of our 4th of July shoot.

2:32.1

Danny, I'm a slide in your DMs. Have fun tomorrow. Get Wild. And H.M.U. If you're trying to party, winky face. Whoa. Austin, put the camera on yourself so the audience can see how not amused you look. Wait a second. She said... I thought it was going to be worse than that. My sister likes to party.

2:51.6

She probably just wanted a party.

3:07.3

She said hit me up with a winky face? We're going to start calling you naive, Austin, if you think she just wanted to party. Take a couple shots and square dance with me, then kick me out? I don't think so. They hit me up with the... I'm just saying the message was more tame than I was. Well, all I'm saying, in my experience, my vast

3:09.3

knowledge of, you know, over the years of texting and women and all that, hit me up, followed by a winky face. You could either invite her over and you could have your cock out already, or you could enter the premises and take your cock out within the first five minutes.

3:24.8

It's one of those quick ones. She's going to be hammered by the time you get there. For me, I would definitely spend 10 minutes of my car chubbing up before it has entered the party with my dick out. That's just how I'm built. You know that, Leah. But Austin, see, Austin, she definitely wanted to fuck. That's without question. But I think what Austin was so braced for over there is he thought the message was just going to be fucking graphic.

3:44.4

Oh, God. I want a deep throat and slobber all over your penis while the drool drips onto a high school portrait of Austin. Oh, oh. I want you to fuck me on the Leo and Danny show control board. Oh, Jesus Danny. That's a fucking, that's a Jesus Danny. On the control board where Austin works? I want you to ass fuck me until anal, I said AIDS. Anal seepage comes out all over Austin's white folding chair. Oh, oh. I do want to clarify, it's not my sister that's a hairstylist. Yeah, don't hit her up. Don't hit her up. Don't hit her up. Don't hit her up. Don't hit up any of Austin. Austin, in fact, you should unfollow both your sisters for their own protection. Like Batman uses a mask for the protection of his family, you should be unfollowing them to protect them. Because you shouldn't want them found by the, by the mob that is the Danny Mullen regime. They're scary. Austin. I don't think you're helping Leo. I'm sorry. I'm not. Yeah, you're right. Don't do this guys. Austin, this is bound to happen when you work for a stud. Yeah, and you're becoming much more of a well-known name in the regime, you know, you're on the radar, you know?

4:48.3

So with great power comes great responsibility, buddy.

4:51.7

And Leo's sister, she did follow me on Instagram.

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