So we have a sex therapist coming to the show today. I'm excited. I know you're excited. I heard she's got a sweet rack on her. God damn. She's going to watch this. Dr. Kate, I am sorry that he said that. It's true. You're a beautiful woman. He's a sex fiend, which is why we're so excited to have you here because we need help. I need sorting out. He needs a lot of sorting out. So do I though. We both are sexual people and it is hindered and helped our lives, I think. That's a beautiful way of putting it. Austin, I can't hear myself in my headphones. Austin's going to be very drunk come next episode. Yeah, we have a quick plug. We're punishing. I just got the Danny Mullen Live at Ford's Theater sweater. It's beautiful. It is screen printed. The quality is bananas. It looks great. Check it out. There are a couple more hoodies left. And buy a couple more. I think there are like 80 left. Which, uh, you okay over there, Oste austy guys this is going to be a collector's

item one day so you should definitely cop one of these i want to redo all my merch in this screen

print the quality is it's making me get hard oh wow are you sure it's not dr kate oh that's more

i'm gonna have to talk to her about this if Getting an erection for my merchandise is an issue.

So what better way to start that with some sex stories?

What do you think?

Yeah.

Some sex work stories?

Leo and I were talking about some interesting, juicy stuff we could hop into before this

broad shows up.

Jesus.

Fucking common. Dude, I'm sorry, Dr. Kate, again. But yeah, we need help and thank God you're coming. The story I'm going to tell you. You want to flip a coin to see you goes first? Rock, paper, scissors. Here we go. One, two, three. Leo goes first, I suppose. Yes. Where were you working at was working i mean you i have you guys have heard a lot of the water world stories they weren't nothing like really that great they were just taking a lot of you know i would just take girls home after the show like that were that watched the show and did the meet and greet and we'd bang my favorite one maybe the brazil Brazilian mom i banged in the ass. That was pretty nice.

Her daughter didn't come along, though, but her daughter was 19. It was nice. They were both kind of hitting on me after the show, and then she flew back to Brazil the next day. That was fun. But I'm going to go with an older story because I was more of a nobody. I was just working at Canon. And I mean, I was, you know, I'm called. In the camera company?

Yeah, no, it's the same company, but the copier division.

So I used to sell copiers business and business. That was my first, one of my first jobs. Was your boss Japanese? My, no. It was kind of like a canon, it was a dealership. So yes, the copiers came from Japan, but they were just sold here in, you know, it was actually Santa Clarita. Leo, did you have any contact with a real live Japanese person? No, I don't know. Any of the higher ups? I'm sorry to digress really quickly. I've been wondering, you know a company like Outback Steakhouse? How far up the management chain do you have to go until you hit your first Aussie? Your first Aussie? Probably, I would say you probably never even encounter an Ozzie. That's how the corporate ladder is. That's why it sucks. Like, that's why corporate corporations, the service, you try to get something done with a corpse. Uh-huh. You never get anything done. Do you call them and you just get India? Leo, when you worked at Cannon, yeah want your supervisor to come out of the elevator wearing a full samurai suit of armor. And I want him to be clutching a katana. And just, that's how we test the copier. He just fucking hits the copier with a katana. And that's how he nothing happens. And that's how he motivates you to sell more of those motherfuckers. Absolutely. So yeah, man, it was a good cop here. To be honest, it's one of the only times

I sold a project. And that's how he motivates you to sell more of those motherfuckers. Absolutely. So, yeah, man, it was a good copier.

To be honest, it's one of the only times I sold a product that I believed in was the canon copier because it was great. It was a great copier. Anyway. You hear that, kids, if you're in the market. If you're in the market, we sold mainly lawyers and accountants. Doctors were just assholes about

I never sold one to a doctor

I could never their personalities

They didn't want they didn't we sold mainly the lawyers and accountants. Doctors were just assholes about, I never sold one to a doctor.

I could never, their personalities, they didn't want, they didn't wheel and deal. Like lawyers, I'd be like, listen, your cost per copies here, I can get it to here. And they'd be like, let's fucking do it. You know, the lawyers were the best. They were probably just looking for a flat service to do coke off of. Exactly. You're so right about the lawyers, man.

They were party fucking animals.

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