Well, nice shirt, Danny. I like it. I've just been told Austin gets real uncomfortable whenever I wear any motley crew merchandise around the show. Yes, there's a reason. I don't know if we could talk about it on the air, but... He thinks his mom might have had sex with one of the band members. If she had sex with one, was it more than likely all of them, Danny? Maybe at the same time. It was either all of them or it was just McMars. Gotcha.

Because that's the worst guy your mom could fuck. was it more than likely all of them Danny maybe at the same time it was either all of them or it was

just McMars gotcha because that's the worst guy your mom could fuck why is he the ugliest yes

oh okay he's got a horrible spine injury he's lost about seven inches in height from 1984 until now

i would suck i would kill myself if i lost seven inches in height he looks awful then again i don't know

he probably got the least amount of sex so the chances of your mom having an STD are actually lower of Mick Mars as the crew member. She fucked. Mick Mars, huh? That is a good point, actually. It's a good name. Do you think he was good in the sack, though? No. For sure not. Famous for full-blown alcoholism. He was always bloated. I'm sure he couldn't get hard. I'm sure he couldn't stay on top of a woman long enough to satisfyers.

A couple of the other guys are really handsome. A couple of the other guys are extremely handsome, though, I have to say. Neil was. He couldn't sing for shit, Vince Neil. Austin, what the hell are you thinking editing our podcast last week? Well, he was under slept, Danny, and he was high. He was underslept in high, okay? I mean, we should be drug testing this kid. I don't know why we're not. After the heroin rant, we went on last week. And then after that performance, yeah, I think Leo, it's about time we do. Yeah. The audience members who got to the podcast early would have saw and it would have heard that he left in a piss break. Yeah. Kids were talking shit about me. Like it was my fault. Like I wasn't doing anything during the piss break. I don't even know we were rolling. Leo, it is up to you to always entertain the audience. Really? Great Danny Mullin is off screen. Oh, honestly. I had no idea. Maybe I needed a break two guys, all right? Just because my bladders strong. Honest, 20,000 people listen to this podcast every week generally. More than that. 30, it's 30. It's about 20 every week sometimes. It's 30 with the numbers from the Spotify and the pod. Who cares about those?

Well, why?

What do you mean?

Oh, you be, okay. Do you think I want 20,000 people listening to an act as private is my urination?

I heard you could hear the water hitting the water.

Danny, you, you've told your most intimate stories like in front of hundreds of thousands of people. That's telling. I could be lying. Well, I don't think. It's two different things. Isn't your brand that you don't lie? Didn't I start out my career as a writer with a quill and a piece of parchment? Yes, I did. I'm good and fabricating. But you said the truth is all the matter.

You said that the virus. Maybe I wrote that. So the truth isn't all that matters? You could be lying to me right now. Did Mark Twain actually right? The coldest summer I ever spent was a winter in San Francisco? I fucked that up. Well, I get it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. whatever I come up with

the truth is all that matters

but San Francisco's cold

as shit

and by the way

have I been

parading around Well, I get it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever I come up with, the truth is all that matters.

But San Francisco's cold as shit during the summer.

And by the way, have I been parading around saying the truth is all the matters? What's the last time I said that? You do not fake anything on your channel. You're known. You're known for that. There's guys that come up to me and they go, is it really true that the great Danny Mullen doesn't fake anything on his channel.

And I always look at him straight in the eye and I go, absolutely.

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