August 4, 2009 – Part 1
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 4 August 2009
⏱️ 43 minutes
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Summary
Welcome to the show: Jen saw "Funny People" which led to a discussion of people who walk out of movies. Plus, Awesomenotawesome covers the release of 2 journalists from North Korea and a Colbert Report segment that sounds so familiar.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey everybody, welcome to our number one of the TBTL podcast. |
| 0:04.6 | This is Luke and I just want to take a moment to remind all of you that the TBTL podcast |
| 0:10.0 | is sponsored by AT&T. They're the wireless providers for our show and they are also |
| 0:16.8 | the good folks who make sure that you get to hear this wonderful podcast absolutely for free. |
| 0:22.4 | It's not cheap making this thing. And if AT&T were not kicking in for the podcast, |
| 0:28.1 | we would be forced to go with Plan B which is carrier pigeons. We would have to take each show |
| 0:35.6 | and somehow record it down onto hundreds of thousands of audio tapes because that's how many of |
| 0:41.2 | you there are out there. And then we have to somehow tie the audio tapes to the pigeons. |
| 0:46.7 | And by the way, Mike Tyson still owns most of the carrier pigeons in the United States. |
| 0:51.6 | So we get into a situation where we're trying to buy these pigeons off of Mike Tyson. |
| 0:54.8 | We're trying to tie these audio tapes to him and fly him out to your houses. |
| 0:58.3 | And if the tape even gets there, it's probably covered in bird poop. |
| 1:02.8 | Isn't the podcast better than that? I think you can agree. And I think you should probably |
| 1:07.3 | say thank you to AT&T for making that happen. Their web address is www.att.com. |
| 1:14.8 | Their telephone number is 1866 Mobility. And they would love to hear from you today. |
| 1:19.8 | AT&T, your world delivered and the official sponsor of the TBTL podcast. |
| 1:50.5 | But here, Cannonball. And then one more, he's right on top of Cannonball. |
| 1:54.6 | Cannonball coming. Cannonball coming. That's fine for me. That's good. But seriously, |
| 2:01.6 | no BS. You ever went a rap or anything. You know, just talk or just, you know, get weird with |
| 2:06.0 | somebody. You know, buddies for life, I think. I'll drop by. You drop by in my place anytime. |
| 2:10.9 | You got a pool over there? We have a pond in the back. We have a pool. And a pond |
| 2:15.3 | of the good for you, you know, or a pool or anything would be good. |
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