August 3, 2009 – Part 3
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
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🗓️ 3 August 2009
⏱️ 43 minutes
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Summary
R.I.P. Rap Master Maurice (An interview with Derek Erdman). Plus, what would happen if you simply ignored your husband's request for a divorce?
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| 0:00.0 | Hi there, team. It's Luke. Welcome to our number two of the TBTL podcast. Just this brief reminder |
| 0:06.8 | before we get underway that the TBTL podcast is sponsored exclusively by AT&T. They are the |
| 0:13.0 | wireless provider for our fine radio show and podcast. And they're also the reason why you get |
| 0:19.2 | to hear this absolutely for free. And that's a good thing. Let me tell you because if we didn't have |
| 0:25.6 | AT&T kicking in for this podcast, we would be going with our backup backup plan, essentially plan |
| 0:32.5 | C, which was smoke signals. And there are so many problems that I can't even really get into it. |
| 0:39.7 | First of all, I'm not sure culturally how sensitive that would actually be. |
| 0:43.7 | Secondly, I feel like the ability to sort of express what I have to say about Kanye West would be |
| 0:49.3 | diminished if you were just seeing it in like Big Puff, Little Puff, Little Puff, Big Puff. And last |
| 0:56.0 | but not least, there's all that smoke, your coughing, your eyes are watering. And by the way, |
| 0:59.9 | smoke follows beauty. That doesn't help matters. I know. I'm a handsome man, but I still don't need |
| 1:04.5 | a bunch of smoke cascading over my face every second. Wouldn't you agree that the podcast is really |
| 1:09.6 | the way to go? And we've got AT&T to thank for that. Check out our website, which is www.att.com |
| 1:15.9 | or give them a jingle on the phone, 1-866 mobility. AT&T, they've got more bars in more places |
| 1:23.6 | and they're the official sponsor of the TBL podcast. Welcome to TBL, Newton and Sky, welcome. |
| 1:46.6 | Well, my name's more recent, I call to say there's been a change in your menu that's not okay. |
| 1:53.0 | You see the call's slower, sesame oil base, but now it's vinegar. My mouth says it's on this |
| 1:59.1 | face. And while we're on the topic of things that you lack, get that hot Peruvian waiter back. |
| 2:06.4 | So here's an appetizer for your ears. Get on the table and shout it. So everyone here's |
| 2:13.0 | fix up your restaurant and do it quick because everything you serve it cold makes them sick, |
| 2:19.3 | except your tuna melts. Boy, a really good face. |
| 2:26.1 | Welcome to our number two of this Monday night edition of TBL. |
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