August 31, 2009 – Part 1

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 31 August 2009

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to the show: a new PSA (what not to say to Larry King about beating up your girlfriend). Plus, awesomenotawesome covers the Brian Jones death investigation.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Hey, this is Adam and London, and you're listening to TBTL with Luke Burbank.
0:03.6	London's number six or seven radio show from the Northwest United States that airs from 3am to 6am.
0:11.2	Congrats, guys!
0:15.2	My name is Linda Guttwin, and I have not known this guy for no time at all.
0:20.1	Okay.
0:21.1	But one thing I do know, sad squashes are real.
0:24.1	They're very squeaky, and I would like to dedicate this song to this dead person.
0:29.6	Amazing, fans watch, and y'all try one.
0:34.3	Ah, many.
0:35.8	You walk through the woods, and then photograph.
0:40.0	You don't need a coat.
0:42.6	What you do need a comb, because your body is basically a beard.
0:50.8	It's still way here.
0:53.4	Hey, air.
0:55.2	Hey, air.
0:57.0	Hey, air.
0:58.0	Hey, air.
0:59.0	Hey, air.
1:00.0	Hey, air.
1:01.0	Are the nachos!
1:05.0	I don't know about the case of the missing nachos, but I can tell you, we've arrived at a Monday night edition of TBTL, the show that's probably two beautiful to live.
1:14.0	No one ever wins a giant panda.
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