August 28, 2009 – Part 3
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 28 August 2009
⏱️ 43 minutes
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Summary
Costco takes on bullying (we're not sure we agree with their conclusions). Plus a new TBTL PSA: if you're ever confronted by KKKers.
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | TVTL, offering a safe alternative to drunk violence your ex since 1983. |
| 0:06.8 | We're... |
| 0:07.9 | ...you. |
| 0:08.8 | Okay, okay. |
| 0:11.2 | How am I? |
| 0:12.2 | The same way I am the third weekend of every month, Sushin. |
| 0:15.4 | Living it up lost Vegas style on the couch of my dad's condo. |
| 0:18.9 | Relax, dad. It's a joke, seriously, though. |
| 0:21.8 | Would it kill you to get cable? |
| 0:23.6 | I'm six years old. A little Zack and Cody goes a long way. |
| 0:26.8 | Ladies, are you familiar with the work of Zack and Cody? |
| 0:30.6 | It's about two twins that live in a hotel. |
| 0:33.4 | They have a butler. |
| 0:34.8 | I'm stuck here with Mr. Personality. |
| 0:36.6 | It's like living with paint and paint cried and complained about how expensive gas is. |
| 0:41.8 | Welcome to our number two of TVTL here on this Friday evening. |
| 0:47.8 | It's episode 390 in a collector series. |
| 0:51.2 | This is the show that's probably too beautiful to live. I'm Luke Burbank. |
| 0:55.0 | We've got a website and we're not afraid to use it. |
| 0:58.2 | It's minorthwest.com slash TBTL where you can peruse. |
| 1:03.2 | Which on this show we like to point out means carefully look at. |
| 1:06.8 | You can carefully look at the t-shirt submissions that people have made. |
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