Hey Luke and Jen, this is Greg, so my sister just took me and my brother to go see movie

paranormal activity and I am telling you right now I have never in my life I'm shaking

I feel like I'm gonna have a panic attack right now I'm going home sleeping with all the

life I'm not going to bed tonight I'm staying up tonight because I'm shaking I'm scared

my sister was scared my brother was scared it was bad

boy you think that was bad y'all better get ready for a Tuesday afternoon edition of

TBTL it is the show that's probably too beautiful to live

it's a trap Steve a mockery of a sham a mockery of a trap Steve two mockeries of a sham

I'm your host Luke Burbank this is episode 628 in a collector series

today I am weighing in at 183 pounds your story is a beautiful story from my point of view

it's a beautiful story I love your story that might be my favorite audio drop of the entire year

this is William Shatner as you might have deduced could you even hazard a guess as to what he's

reacting to when he says that it's from his new TV show where he interviews kind of infamous

people about what's happened in their life after their kind of moment of infamy and that is him

I guess summarizing his feelings on the the the marriage between Mary K. Littorno and Vili Foulau

her child bride this is this is how Shatner feels on that your story is a beautiful story from my

point of view it's a beautiful story I love your story I'm serious you guys don't sleep on this

show called aftermath if only because William Shatner is the most incredibly befuddling host of

one of these programs I've ever seen all I can think of is the producers of the show yanking

their hair out and just you know basically making a b-line for whatever the closest bar to them

is in Glendale or studio city or Talluca Lake and just getting drunk off their ass every night

because of how completely incorrigible William Shatner is so anyway that's you'll be hearing

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