August 23, 2010

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 August 2010

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

It's Sean's birthday, and he's got a plan to get through the whole day eating and drinking for free. Plus, Mount St. Helens Vietnam Band stops by to play some music and share tales of inadvertently racist Denny's hostesses.

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0:00.0	People who really want to have a good time won't come to a slaughterhouse.
0:03.8	And we've gotten entirely too many trouble-makers here.
0:07.2	Too many, uh, 40-year-old adolescents, felons,
0:11.3	power drinkers, and trustees of modern chemistry.
0:15.5	It's going to change.
0:17.6	And that sure sounds good.
0:20.0	But a lot of the guys who come in here, we can't handle one-on-one.
0:24.4	You've been two-on-one.
0:26.1	Don't worry about it.
0:28.0	All you have to do is follow three simple rules.
0:30.6	One, never underestimate your opponent.
0:34.4	Expect the unexpected.
0:37.5	Two, take it outside.
0:39.9	Never start anything inside the barn,
0:42.1	unless it's absolutely necessary.
0:45.4	And three, be nice.
0:58.1	To a Monday afternoon edition of TBTL,
1:01.6	this is the show that's probably too beautiful to live.
1:05.6	I'm your host, Luke Burbank.
1:08.8	This episode's 627 in a collector's series.
1:13.6	And we've got a, we've got a doozy for you.
1:16.2	Hi, this is Luke from Suzy coming tonight on TBTL.
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